Category Archives: Texas Rangers

Texas Rangers Fan Celebrates Rougned Odor’s Walk-Off Home Run By Grabbing Some Tit On Live TV

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by Tommy Gimler

We should all be this happy at least three times a week.

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area.

Michael Young Hates Clowns So Much That He Almost Punched Elvis Andrus In The Face

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by Tommy Gimler

Editor’s note: This story was scheduled to run Monday morning, but it got bumped by Draymond Green’s massive half-white/half-black cock.

And Here’s A Kid At The Twins-Rangers Game Using His Sunglasses To Pick His Nose And Eat It

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. 50 bucks more says he eats it. You’re on.

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

Here Is Exactly How The AL West Will Finish in 2016

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. It looks like in this division we have four teams who could make a run for AL West title and then the Angels.

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