Category Archives: Seattle Mariners

This Play Pretty Much Sums Up How Bad The Seattle Mariners Are This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody home!

It Will Be Astros And Nobody Else In This AL West, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This could be year where Astros pitcher has just as many World Series rings as his wife does huge boobies, bro.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Texas Rangers Fan Celebrates Rougned Odor’s Walk-Off Home Run By Grabbing Some Tit On Live TV

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by Tommy Gimler

We should all be this happy at least three times a week.

One Guy Was More Excited About Robinson Cano’s Grand Slam Than Everybody Else

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by Frank Rhombus

It looked like it was a real sausagefest at “The ‘Pen” inside Safeco Field last night, so if this guy would’ve wanted to celebrate with two actual dicks, it probably would’ve been doable.

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