Category Archives: Seattle Mariners

One Man’s D**k Sandwich Wound Up Being Another Man’s Third Home Run Of The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for one play to sum up the 2019 Detroit Tigers season, here’s one that’s more than qualified.

These 3 Teams Should Seriously Think About Unloading Their Entire Roster At The MLB Trade Deadline

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by Tommy Gimler

Thankfully for some of these cities’ sports fans, the NFL season opener is just 37 days away.

This Play Pretty Much Sums Up How Bad The Seattle Mariners Are This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody home!

It Will Be Astros And Nobody Else In This AL West, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This could be year where Astros pitcher has just as many World Series rings as his wife does huge boobies, bro.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

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