Category Archives: Oakland Athletics

It Will Be Astros And Nobody Else In This AL West, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This could be year where Astros pitcher has just as many World Series rings as his wife does huge boobies, bro.

Cheers To This Oakland Fan For Catching Two Foul Balls On Consecutive Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Other than the one dude who doesn’t have syphilis, you’d have to think this guy is the luckiest man in Oakland.

It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Stephen Piscotty Homering In His First AB After His Mom’s Funeral

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by Tommy Gimler

I think somebody is cutting onions in here.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, man. It’s so much funnier when it’s not you.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

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