by Tommy Gimler
In case you’re not paying attention to the Oakland Athletics, and because they’re the Oakland Athletics we’re assuming you aren’t, the American League leader in wins is Bartolo Colon, a 40-year-old convicted cheater who was a piece of pig shit before he started receiving injections of PEDs. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
We can only imagine that it smelled like a cross between Roseanne Barr’s hump hole and Kirk Douglas’s diapers when the Mariners and Athletics made their way for the showers following the A’s 10-2 ass pounding at the Oakland Coliseum this afternoon only to find their locker rooms flooded with sewage and stank water. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Michael Louis
What do you get when you lock five sports fans and a comedian in a condo loaded with two bottles of Glenfiddich, eighteen Bud Lights, and a high-speed internet connection? Well, I guess it depends on which part of Los Angeles you live in. But in this case, we’re talking about our first podcast: The DUDcast. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
The American League West is like a group of five broads that you meet in Panama City on Spring Break. Three of the chicks are gorgeous, two of which have paid top dollar for their big fake breasticles, and one that is just as smart as she is sexy. The fourth one is better than average, and in fact, with a little makeup, a sexy dress, and the right lighting, actually might be just as hot as the other ones. But then there’s always that 280-pound rhino with a birthmark that isn’t wearing jeans because there isn’t a pair on this planet that she can fit into. And just when you thought she couldn’t get any worse, you notice that she’s also missing a tooth. We’ll call her the Houston Astros. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
The Atlantis Casino in Reno might be as irrelevant as Mindy McCready’s life 364 days of the year, but for the last seven years, they have been the first sportsbook to release Major League Baseball’s over/under win totals. So for that, they can plow my sister. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
During Game 4 of the Tigers-Athletics ALDS Series Wednesday night, TBS/TNT announcer Buck Martinez mentioned how amazing the Oakland Athletics fans were at supporting their team. Bull shit. We’re here to tell you they are some of the worst fans in baseball. (more…)
{ Oh, we're just tickling the taint with this Murf. There will be much more to follow in August, bitch... } – Jun 14, 9:46 PM { I would take that action if you were represented by a site other than peehole.org } – Jun 14, 9:45 PM
{ Futures???? Without me???? You son of a bitch! You got some nerve teasing me with this article... Especially with the Cup Finals and Hoops Finals... } – Jun 14, 1:29 PM
{ I'd bet the Cards squeak out 6 wins...any takers? } – Jun 14, 11:05 AM
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