Category Archives: Houston Astros

Astros Players Might Want To Think About Team-Branded Ear Muffs This Season

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by Frank Rhombus

You going to give the trophy back?

And The Betting Total For Astros Batters Getting Plunked This Year Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s just say the total is higher than the number of years Jack Nicholson has spent on this planet but not even close to the number of ladies he has plowed.

Here’s A Great Way To Get A Ratings Spike During The World Series (NSFW)

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope this maneuver catches on like the Ice Bucket Challenge.

One Tweet That Perfectly Sums Up The 2019 World Series So Far

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by Tommy Gimler

The biggest World Series underdogs in over 10 years are just two games away from winning the whole fucking thing.

This Dude Just Put $3.5 Million On The Astros To Win The World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

100 bucks on Houston to win the World Series will net the average bettor 220 clams if it comes to fruition.

It Will Be Astros And Nobody Else In This AL West, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This could be year where Astros pitcher has just as many World Series rings as his wife does huge boobies, bro.

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