Category Archives: Houston Astros

This Is What Happens When You Collide With 245 Pounds Of Pure Beef At First Base

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by Tommy Gimler

Josh Reddick weighs 195 and is sporting the hair of a California pussy. Peter Alonso is 245 pounds of pure American beef. Who you got?

Just A Grown Man Punching Himself In The Face After Getting Pulled From A Baseball Game

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s only a game, Focker.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Um, What If You Would Have Lost?

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by Tommy Gimler

And hell, what if she would have said no?

If You’re Going To Bring A Glove To A Baseball Game Then Catch The Damn Ball, Nerd

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by Tommy Gimler

Man, the left field bleachers at Dodger Stadium sure looked like quite the sausage fest Tuesday night.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

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