Category Archives: Houston Astros

Um, What If You Would Have Lost?

carlos correa proposal

by Tommy Gimler

And hell, what if she would have said no?

If You’re Going To Bring A Glove To A Baseball Game Then Catch The Damn Ball, Nerd

joc pederson home run

by Tommy Gimler

Man, the left field bleachers at Dodger Stadium sure looked like quite the sausage fest Tuesday night.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Boy, Carlos Gomez Is A Real Bag Of Shit

carlos gomez sucks

by Tommy Gimler

It turns out the Milwaukee Brewers could have traded Mike Fiers and Carlos Gomez to Houston for a Carlos Correa used condom last year, and they still would have made out on the deal.

Here Is Exactly How The AL West Will Finish in 2016

josh hamilton

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. It looks like in this division we have four teams who could make a run for AL West title and then the Angels.

Here’s A Broad At The Astros Game Just Snorting Some Cocaine While Cheering For Her Team

girl doing blow at astros game

by Tommy Gimler

If you get off on watching videos of girls on the verge of losing their jobs, then this one should do the trick.

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