Category Archives: LA Angels of Anaheim

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

helicopter dries Angels Stadium field

by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

Arte Moreno And The Los Angeles Angels Can Go Fuck Themselves

hey hamilton

by Frank Rhombus

Arte Moreno and the Angels haven’t said these exact words, but they’ve said more than enough to get their point across: Josh Hamilton is no longer welcome in Anaheim.

2015 AL West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The Mariners might win the division, but it’s still Mike Trout who can plow my sister.

When Someone Offers You $125 Million To Not Touch Booze Or Drugs For 5 Years And You Can’t Do It, Then You Officially Have A Problem

josh-hamilton-angels

by Tommy Gimler

Shit, for $125 million I’d give up plowing my wife for five years.

Clayton Kershaw And Mike Trout Are Your MVPs, Can Plow My Sister

trout kershaw sister plow

by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were named the NL and AL Most Valuable Players today, cementing their #1 and #2 spots on the list of guys who can run a train on my sister.

The Funniest First Half Breakdown For All 30 MLB Teams

brewers walk off

by Tommy Gimler

Brewers and Athletics fans probably have permaboners, as their respective teams have been hotter than Kate Upton and Imogen Thomas bumping hump holes. Meanwhile, if the old fucks in St. Petersburg nursing homes haven’t had a chance to catch any Tampa Bay Rays games yet, they should just take a look in their diapers to see what their team has been playing like.

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