Category Archives: LA Angels of Anaheim

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Here Is Exactly How The AL West Will Finish in 2016

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. It looks like in this division we have four teams who could make a run for AL West title and then the Angels.

Some Of C.J. Wilson’s Teammates Think He’s A Big Pussy

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by Tommy Gimler

If one of those teammates was Mickey Mouse, then that would be really embarrassing.

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

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by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

Arte Moreno And The Los Angeles Angels Can Go Fuck Themselves

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by Frank Rhombus

Arte Moreno and the Angels haven’t said these exact words, but they’ve said more than enough to get their point across: Josh Hamilton is no longer welcome in Anaheim.

2015 AL West Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The Mariners might win the division, but it’s still Mike Trout who can plow my sister.

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