Category Archives: AL West

For The Last Time Fucktards, Stop Bringing Your Infants To Baseball Games

blue jays fans throw beers baby

by Frank Rhombus

Wednesday’s Game 5 between Toronto and Texas featured some the craziest shit I’ve ever seen at a baseball game, including a 53-minute 7th inning that made me pee a little bit.

Here’s A Broad At The Astros Game Just Snorting Some Cocaine While Cheering For Her Team

girl doing blow at astros game

by Tommy Gimler

If you get off on watching videos of girls on the verge of losing their jobs, then this one should do the trick.

Imagine How Awesome The MLB Postseason Would Be If Baseball And Its Umpires Weren’t So Fucking Retarded

nlds game 2 slide

by Frank Rhombus

Imagine how awesome Major League Baseball would be if they had instant replay. Then they would never get any calls wrong. Oh wait…

Evan Gattis Hit A Home Run With One Hand Last Night

evan gattis one hand home run

by Tommy Gimler

Unfortunately, the Texas Rangers figuratively jammed his bat up his and his Astros teammates’ assholes during their 14-3 curb stomping. Sideways.

Getting Hit In The Nuts With A Baseball Is Still Hysterical In 2015

stephen vogt hit in the balls

by Frank Rhombus

Well, unless of course they were your nuts.

Dallas Keuchel Tells Mike Fiers He’s ‘Gonna Get Some Pussy Tonight’ After He Throws A No-Hitter

mike fiers no hitter

by Tommy Gimler

For starters, if Mike Fiers – the same Mike Fiers who for the most part sucked major donkey dick when he donned a Brewers uniform – throws a no-hitter, then throwing a no-hitter in the big leagues is no longer relevant.

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