Category Archives: AL West

Dallas Keuchel Tells Mike Fiers He’s ‘Gonna Get Some Pussy Tonight’ After He Throws A No-Hitter

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by Tommy Gimler

For starters, if Mike Fiers – the same Mike Fiers who for the most part sucked major donkey dick when he donned a Brewers uniform – throws a no-hitter, then throwing a no-hitter in the big leagues is no longer relevant.

Some Of C.J. Wilson’s Teammates Think He’s A Big Pussy

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by Tommy Gimler

If one of those teammates was Mickey Mouse, then that would be really embarrassing.

Here’s Jeff Bagwell Grabbing What Looks Like A Fantastic Tit At Last Night’s Astros Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Astros fans are pretty happy these days now that their beloved team no longer sucks balls, but perhaps nobody is happier than former Astros stud Jeff Bagwell.

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

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by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

The Astros Mascot Was Pretty Excited About Sunday’s Win Over The Yankees

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by Frank Rhombus

A lot of people in the Houston area are pretty excited about the Astros’ season so far, but perhaps nobody is as excited as the team’s mascot Orbit.

Arte Moreno And The Los Angeles Angels Can Go Fuck Themselves

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by Frank Rhombus

Arte Moreno and the Angels haven’t said these exact words, but they’ve said more than enough to get their point across: Josh Hamilton is no longer welcome in Anaheim.

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