Category Archives: AL West

Arte Moreno And The Los Angeles Angels Can Go Fuck Themselves

hey hamilton

by Frank Rhombus

Arte Moreno and the Angels haven’t said these exact words, but they’ve said more than enough to get their point across: Josh Hamilton is no longer welcome in Anaheim.

Evan Gattis Has Struck Out Eight Straight Times, Is Pure Dog Shit Right Now

Evan Gattis 8 straight strikeouts

by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, that’s really bad. Even for the Astros.

2015 AL West Preview

cano hernandez

by Tommy Gimler

The Mariners might win the division, but it’s still Mike Trout who can plow my sister.

When Someone Offers You $125 Million To Not Touch Booze Or Drugs For 5 Years And You Can’t Do It, Then You Officially Have A Problem


by Tommy Gimler

Shit, for $125 million I’d give up plowing my wife for five years.

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

new white sox

by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Finally, Craig Biggio Is Going To Be Enshrined In Cooperstown

Craig Biggio

by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though the members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWAA) have finally pulled their heads out of their assholes and elected one of the great second basemen the game has ever seen to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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