Category Archives: AL West

Michael Young Hates Clowns So Much That He Almost Punched Elvis Andrus In The Face

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by Tommy Gimler

Editor’s note: This story was scheduled to run Monday morning, but it got bumped by Draymond Green’s massive half-white/half-black cock.

And Here’s A Kid At The Twins-Rangers Game Using His Sunglasses To Pick His Nose And Eat It

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. 50 bucks more says he eats it. You’re on.

Boy, Carlos Gomez Is A Real Bag Of Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

It turns out the Milwaukee Brewers could have traded Mike Fiers and Carlos Gomez to Houston for a Carlos Correa used condom last year, and they still would have made out on the deal.

One Guy Was More Excited About Robinson Cano’s Grand Slam Than Everybody Else

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by Frank Rhombus

It looked like it was a real sausagefest at “The ‘Pen” inside Safeco Field last night, so if this guy would’ve wanted to celebrate with two actual dicks, it probably would’ve been doable.

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

Here Is Exactly How The AL West Will Finish in 2016

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by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. It looks like in this division we have four teams who could make a run for AL West title and then the Angels.

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