Category Archives: AL West

Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.

So We’re Pretty Sure Texas Rangers Fans Are Sick Of Sam Dyson Blowing Games

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s one guy you won’t find on the list of guys who can plow my sister.

Just Checking In Annnnnnnd Carlos Gomez Is Still Fucking Garbage

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by Frank Rhombus

If you’re into players who try to put the ball into the Disneyland parking lot on a 1-2 pitch but fail miserably every goddamn time, then boy, do we have the guy for you.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Rougned Odor Apparently Has A Younger Brother With The Same Fucking Name And He’s In Deep Shit For Jerking Off Another Dude

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by Frank Rhombus

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for the Texas Rangers second baseman’s sibling, it appears as though the “victim” is a teammate who’s underage. Oops, Suzie.

Oakland Pitcher Learns The Hard Way What Happens When People Don’t Do Their Jobs On Labor Day

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by Tommy Gimler

As an Oakland A’s ball boy, you have one job: Catch the fucking ball.

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