Category Archives: AL West

Oakland Pitcher Learns The Hard Way What Happens When People Don’t Do Their Jobs On Labor Day

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by Tommy Gimler

As an Oakland A’s ball boy, you have one job: Catch the fucking ball.

Texas Rangers Fan Celebrates Rougned Odor’s Walk-Off Home Run By Grabbing Some Tit On Live TV

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by Tommy Gimler

We should all be this happy at least three times a week.

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

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by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area.

Michael Young Hates Clowns So Much That He Almost Punched Elvis Andrus In The Face

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by Tommy Gimler

Editor’s note: This story was scheduled to run Monday morning, but it got bumped by Draymond Green’s massive half-white/half-black cock.

And Here’s A Kid At The Twins-Rangers Game Using His Sunglasses To Pick His Nose And Eat It

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. 50 bucks more says he eats it. You’re on.

Boy, Carlos Gomez Is A Real Bag Of Shit

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by Tommy Gimler

It turns out the Milwaukee Brewers could have traded Mike Fiers and Carlos Gomez to Houston for a Carlos Correa used condom last year, and they still would have made out on the deal.

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