All the AL West posts:

DUD MLB Preview: AL West Projected Standings

Published by tgim on March 31st, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

The Angels have really dicked us the last two years, but not as much as the injury bug has dicked the rest of the AL West this year. There isn’t enough coke in the world to bring Ron Washington’s pitching staff back to life, Oakland has lost two of their big arms for a while, and most of Seattle’s pitching staff was worthless even when they were healthy. And Houston, well, hahahaha. Houston… (more…)


The Worst Damn Team In Baseball Again: 2014 Houston Astros Preview

Published by daveiacch on March 28th, 2014

by Dave “The Voice of No Reason” Iacch

The Houston Astros number one goal this year is to not lose 100 games for the fourth consecutive year.  It will be tough since they play in the mighty AL West and have less talent than a North Houston strip club.  But heck, weirder things have happened. I mean, Tom Hanks didn’t win an Oscar for Apollo 13…”Houston we have a problem!” (more…)


2014 MLB Over/Under Win Totals Are Out, You Hookers

Published by tgim on February 18th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

The thugs in Vegas have released the 2014 over/under win totals for all 30 Major League Baseball teams, and let’s just say there are a few more surprises than getting into a car with R. Kelly. Well, unless for some reason he doesn’t piss on you. (more…)


Finally Some Good News For Cubs Fans: MLB.com Releases Top 100 Prospects List

Published by rhombus on January 25th, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

Great news for Cubs, Astros, and Twins fans! Your teams are going to suck something fierce again this year, but according to MLB.com’s Top 100 Prospects list, your future is looking a whole hell of a lot brighter than Vince Young’s. (more…)


Craig Biggio Will Not Make The Hall of Fame On The Second Ballot Either, And That’s A Still Damn Shame

Published by tgim on January 8th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

We ran a story last year on the BBWAA and the Hall of Fame voting system being more fucked up than Renee Zellweger’s face, and they may actually have trumped their retardation from a year ago. For starters, turd Ken Gurnick at MLB.com didn’t vote for Greg Maddux, one of the top five greatest pitchers of all-time, because he doesn’t know whether or not he took steroids. Greg Maddux! Second, although he fell just two votes short of getting in, Craig Biggio is still not in the Hall. The following story details why that is just as much of a damn shame now as it was a year ago… (more…)


Tuesday Afternoon Mailbag

Published by tgim on December 10th, 2013

by Tommy Gimler

It’s been quite some time since we last checked our inbox, and let’s just say that puppy was almost as full as an honest priest’s seminal vesicles… (more…)