Category Archives: New York Yankees

Unless You Too Took A Foul Ball To The Beanbag, Odds Are You Had A Better Night Than Gary Sanchez

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve got an extra pamphlet on adoption lying around the house, feel free to send it to New York Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez.

Looks Like Yankees Will Beat Goat Piss Out Of Every AL East Team This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This Yankees bullpen is almost as formidable as my massive bush of pubic hair, bro.

Here’s Gary Sanchez’s Fat Ass Costing The Yankees Another Game

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by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees lost a game to the Tampa Bay Rays Monday night, my seventh consecutive defeat in the four-letter’s Streak For Cash game.

Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Moment At Yankee Stadium Was A Getting A Knob Job Under The Bleachers

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are Mickey Mantle never had a midlife crisis.

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

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