Category Archives: New York Yankees

Here’s Yankees Catcher Gary Sanchez Taking A Foul Ball To His Pecker

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by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why adults wear cups.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

Watch This Fucking Dork Miss Out On Three Consecutive Foul Balls At Last Night’s Yankees Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Although, he looks like he makes enough money that the Jewish broad to his left is still going to blow him.

2015 AL East Preview

Red Sox Spring Training

by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Rays are going to be pure dog shit this year, and that means both of their fans are in for a long summer.

The Top 5 Broads Who Got Plowed By Derek Jeter

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by Tommy Gimler

We received a couple of sexts after Derek Jeter hit a walk-off single to beat the Orioles tonight asking, “Could Derek Jeter have gone out any better than that?” The answer, of course, is yes. I mean, he could have gone out a World Series champion for Christ’s sake.

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