Category Archives: Boston Red Sox

Take A Fucking Hint, Pablo Sandoval

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by Frank Rhombus

That’s not a picture of fat fuck Pablo Sandoval playing with his dickey. No, that’s a picture of Pablo Sandoval checking out his belt that broke because he’s such a fat fuck.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval Getting Benched Is Going To Help Me Sleep So Well Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

I bumped my coworker’s Prius backing out of my parking space this afternoon, I drove past three bums begging for cash without stopping, and I jerked off to a stepmom consoling her husband’s daughter by shoving three fingers up her hump hole. Still, there are worse human beings. After all, I could be Pablo Sandoval.

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

Pablo Sandoval Is Once Again Fatter Than All Hell

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it looks like somebody has taken advantage of his Dunkin’ Donuts Perks Rewards Card.

Getting Cancer Is Apparently The Best Way To Fire Up Your Team

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by Frank Rhombus

On the surface, that title makes me look like a bigger asshole than Shia LaBeouf. But seriously, just a little research and remembrance will easily prove my point and make you feel like an asshole for judging me.

It Takes A Special Kind Of Asshole To Puke Over The Railing At Fenway Before The Game Even Starts

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that the Boston Red Sox have been pure dog shit this year, so if this hurl sesh would have taken place midway through last night’s 9-2 curb stomping at the hands of the Chicago White Sox, then we totally would have understood.

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