Category Archives: Boston Red Sox

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

king felix

by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

jordan leandre first pitch

by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Steven Wright’s Knuckleball Was Kind Of Effective Today

steven wright knuckleball

by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes a knuckleball doesn’t knuckle and gets smoked 479 feet into the fourth-level bleachers where the people sitting there paid for their tickets by collecting soup labels.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval’s Fat Ass Is Heading To The Disabled List

Pablo Sandoval

by Frank Rhombus

No word if he strained his left shoulder reaching for the pasta salad that was on the complete other side of the buffet table.

Take A Fucking Hint, Pablo Sandoval

pablo sandoval belt

by Frank Rhombus

That’s not a picture of fat fuck Pablo Sandoval playing with his dickey. No, that’s a picture of Pablo Sandoval checking out his belt that broke because he’s such a fat fuck.

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