Category Archives: Boston Red Sox

Looks Like Yankees Will Beat Goat Piss Out Of Every AL East Team This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This Yankees bullpen is almost as formidable as my massive bush of pubic hair, bro.

It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than Stephen Piscotty Homering In His First AB After His Mom’s Funeral

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by Tommy Gimler

I think somebody is cutting onions in here.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Steven Wright’s Knuckleball Was Kind Of Effective Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes a knuckleball doesn’t knuckle and gets smoked 479 feet into the fourth-level bleachers where the people sitting there paid for their tickets by collecting soup labels.

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