Category Archives: Tampa Bay Rays

‘Rickie Weeks Pushing For Spot On Roster’ Is Horrific News If You’re A Tampa Bay Rays Fan

rickie weeks sucks

by Tommy Gimler

There are two things that are a certainty on this planet. One is that since they have a child together, one of my best friends has had sex with my sister at least once. The other? You guessed it: Rickie Weeks is a pig shit awful baseball player.

Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

colby rasmus beard

by Tommy Gimler

If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you.

Check Out This ‘Tribute’ Terry Francona Put Up On The Indians’ Scoreboard For Rays Manager Kevin Cash

kevin cash indians scoreboard

by Tommy Gimler

Wait, so you’re telling me there once was a player who was worse than Melvin Upton Jr.?

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

chris archer hair

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

Josh Donaldson Goes All Out To Preserve Perfect Game, Marco Estrada Loses It On Very Next Batter

josh donaldson marco estrada perfect game catch

by Frank Rhombus

Oh, and one lucky Tampa Bay fan got a face full of Donaldson’s junk in the process, which by the eighth inning must have smelled terrific.

2015 AL East Preview

Red Sox Spring Training

by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Rays are going to be pure dog shit this year, and that means both of their fans are in for a long summer.

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