Category Archives: Tampa Bay Rays

Looks Like Yankees Will Beat Goat Piss Out Of Every AL East Team This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This Yankees bullpen is almost as formidable as my massive bush of pubic hair, bro.

Carlos Gomez Pitches Just Like He Hits: Terribly

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by Tommy Gimler

It could be much worse for Brewers fans than adding Mike Moustakas to the squad in exchange for a five-tool future stud. I mean, this clown could still be on your team.

Here’s Carlos Gomez Making A Great Catch Despite Getting Scissored By His Teammate

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, Carlos Gomez is still playing baseball in the big leagues.

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

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