Category Archives: AL East

The Orioles Got Stuck In An Elevator Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

I don’t have time to be cute, so I’m just going to come out and say it: The Baltimore Orioles are fucking garbage.

Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Moment At Yankee Stadium Was A Getting A Knob Job Under The Bleachers

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are Mickey Mantle never had a midlife crisis.

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

Here’s Carlos Gomez Making A Great Catch Despite Getting Scissored By His Teammate

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by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, Carlos Gomez is still playing baseball in the big leagues.

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

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