Category Archives: Baltimore Orioles

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

Cal Ripken Sure Knows How To Make You Feel Old

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by Andy Ostroff

I’m not as old as Cal Ripken, Jr. Or am I?

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

2015 AL East Preview

Red Sox Spring Training

by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Rays are going to be pure dog shit this year, and that means both of their fans are in for a long summer.

Fat Fuck Royals Fan Wants Handsome Man To Take Her Fat Ass To An ALCS Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Craigslist is the best, man. I mean, where else can you read about a smart Asian kid’s missed connection with a belligerent local at a San Diego bar while at the same time scoring a sweet set of used tires for just under sixty bucks?

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