Category Archives: Baltimore Orioles

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Kato Fucking Kaelin Won The 50/50 Raffle At Monday’s Brewers-Orioles Game

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by Tommy Gimler

“The money won’t go very far in L.A.” Yeah, unless you use it on something other than coke.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Steven Wright’s Knuckleball Was Kind Of Effective Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes a knuckleball doesn’t knuckle and gets smoked 479 feet into the fourth-level bleachers where the people sitting there paid for their tickets by collecting soup labels.

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

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