Category Archives: Baltimore Orioles

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

Looks Like Yankees Will Beat Goat Piss Out Of Every AL East Team This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This Yankees bullpen is almost as formidable as my massive bush of pubic hair, bro.

The Orioles Got Stuck In An Elevator Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

I don’t have time to be cute, so I’m just going to come out and say it: The Baltimore Orioles are fucking garbage.

Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped¬†inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

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