Category Archives: Toronto Blue Jays

Josh Donaldson Goes All Out To Preserve Perfect Game, Marco Estrada Loses It On Very Next Batter

josh donaldson marco estrada perfect game catch

by Frank Rhombus

Oh, and one lucky Tampa Bay fan got a face full of Donaldson’s junk in the process, which by the eighth inning must have smelled terrific.

2015 AL East Preview

Red Sox Spring Training

by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Rays are going to be pure dog shit this year, and that means both of their fans are in for a long summer.

Unacceptable Jerseys For True Baseball Fans – Volume 4

boggs tampa bay

by Tommy Gimler

It’s July 4th weekend, and you know what that means. Thousands of people will be flocking to a ballpark near you sporting a jersey with some turd’s name on the back of it who is probably logging more hours working a jackhammer these days than on a ball diamond. And with that in mind, our ten-part series of unacceptable jerseys for true baseball fans continues with the Yankees, Blue Jays, and Rays.

The Funniest First Half Breakdown For All 30 MLB Teams

brewers walk off

by Tommy Gimler

Brewers and Athletics fans probably have permaboners, as their respective teams have been hotter than Kate Upton and Imogen Thomas bumping hump holes. Meanwhile, if the old fucks in St. Petersburg nursing homes haven’t had a chance to catch any Tampa Bay Rays games yet, they should just take a look in their diapers to see what their team has been playing like.

The DUD MLB Midseason Awards: American League

Dillon Harper

by Tommy Gimler

If you had Baltimore’s Nelson Cruz tied atop the American League home run leaderboard and Houston’s Jose Altuve as the AL batting champ at the midway point, you’re a fucking liar. They’ve been a nicer surprise for their respective teams than sitting in sniffer’s row the night your best friend’s sister decides to give amateur night a whirl.

DUD MLB Preview: Toronto Blue Jays

2014 toronto blue jays preview

by Tommy Gimler

To say the 2013 Toronto Blue Jays were a disappointment is a bigger understatement than saying Melissa McCarthy is pudgy. But the injury bug hit the Blue Jays harder than a Green Bay Packers fan hits his wife after a loss, as last year’s team was decimated by injuries to Bautista, Cabrera, Encarnacion, Lawrie, Reyes, Rasmus, Morrow, Happ, Santos, and Johnson. We’re pretty sure that doesn’t happen again in 2014, and fans north of the border have something to cheer a-boot other than free* health care.

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