Category Archives: Toronto Blue Jays

How About NBC 10 Remembering Roy Halladay By Showing Clips Of Him Surrendering Home Runs?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s next, the Dallas affiliate remembering Michael Irvin when he dies by showing his mugshot?

Toronto’s Chris Coghlan Channeled His Inner Willie Mays Hayes And Scored The Greatest Run Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

That’s Mr. Peckerhead to you, Molina.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

For The Last Time Fucktards, Stop Bringing Your Infants To Baseball Games

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by Frank Rhombus

Wednesday’s Game 5 between Toronto and Texas featured some the craziest shit I’ve ever seen at a baseball game, including a 53-minute 7th inning that made me pee a little bit.

Imagine How Awesome The MLB Postseason Would Be If Baseball And Its Umpires Weren’t So Fucking Retarded

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by Frank Rhombus

Imagine how awesome Major League Baseball would be if they had instant replay. Then they would never get any calls wrong. Oh wait…

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