by Tommy Gimler
Sure, it’s still early in the 2013 MLB season. But just like it’s never too early in the relationship to tell your girlfriend to lose two, three, or thirty pounds, it’s not too early to label these teams as anything other than absolute fucking failures. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Michael Louis
What do you get when you lock five sports fans and a comedian in a condo loaded with two bottles of Glenfiddich, eighteen Bud Lights, and a high-speed internet connection? Well, I guess it depends on which part of Los Angeles you live in. But in this case, we’re talking about our first podcast: The DUDcast. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
If you’ haven’t been to the new Yankee Stadium yet, don’t worry. There will be plenty of available seats this year as the New York Yankees are in trouble, like a force farting on your grandma’s couch after a Taco Bell dinner kind of trouble. The Yanks haven’t won fewer than 87 games in a full season since 1992, also the same year they turned in their last sub-.500 season, but there’s a good chance that both of those runs, unlike yours, Taco Bell boy, come to an end in 2013. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
The Atlantis Casino in Reno might be as irrelevant as Mindy McCready’s life 364 days of the year, but for the last seven years, they have been the first sportsbook to release Major League Baseball’s over/under win totals. So for that, they can plow my sister. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler and Jeffrey Leinenkugel
With pitchers and catchers for every MLB team set to report to Spring Training by tomorrow at the latest, we can finally stop talking about annoying offseason stories like tainted piss consultants, Mark Grace’s drinking problem, and the size of Scott Boras’s plums and instead focus on what is important like how pig shit awful the Houston Astros and Miami Marlins are going to be. And to do that, The DUD has come up with these entertaining prop bets to get you back in the mood for the game that is still more American than a school shooting. (more…)
by Tommy Gimler
Here’s something that’s more disgusting than Steve Buscemi’s teeth. R.A. Dickey just won the National League Cy Young Award, and he is having trouble getting a reasonable offer from the New York Mets. Meanwhile, Melky Cabrera, recently reinstated following a 50-game suspension for PED use, inked a two-year, $16 deal north of the border. (more…)
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