Category Archives: AL East

Not The Best Way For Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire To Introduce Himself To The World

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by Tommy Gimler

In some parts of Florida, you can punch your clown behind a locked door at an Econo Lodge for as little as 43 bucks.

Orioles Manager Brandon Hyde Finally Told Chris Davis He Blows And Davis Wasn’t Happy About It

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by Tommy Gimler

At this point, maybe Chris Davis should try hitting right-handed.

Dwight Gooden Is Having One Hell Of A Summer

oh boy

by Tommy Gimler

Yuge points for your Former Athletes Getting Arrested (FAGA) fantasy league team!

Absolute Loser Orioles Fan Doesn’t Give Kids Foul Ball Because He’s Been Waiting 30 Years To Get One

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like he’s been waiting even longer than that to get some pussy.

Saturday Was Not Brett Gardner’s Best Day

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by Tommy Gimler

In the face. IN THE FACE!

Only 5,786 People Paid To See Baseball At Tropicana Field Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

To put that in perspective, four times that amount showed up to see Sister Hazel suck ass for 45 minutes after a Rays game in 2015.

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