Category Archives: AL East

Watch This Fucking Dork Miss Out On Three Consecutive Foul Balls At Last Night’s Yankees Game

yankees fan foul ball

by Tommy Gimler

Although, he looks like he makes enough money that the Jewish broad to his left is still going to blow him.

Cal Ripken Sure Knows How To Make You Feel Old

cal ripken streak

by Andy Ostroff

I’m not as old as Cal Ripken, Jr. Or am I?

Getting Cancer Is Apparently The Best Way To Fire Up Your Team

john farrell

by Frank Rhombus

On the surface, that title makes me look like a bigger asshole than Shia LaBeouf. But seriously, just a little research and remembrance will easily prove my point and make you feel like an asshole for judging me.

It Takes A Special Kind Of Asshole To Puke Over The Railing At Fenway Before The Game Even Starts

fenway puke

by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that the Boston Red Sox have been pure dog shit this year, so if this hurl sesh would have taken place midway through last night’s 9-2 curb stomping at the hands of the Chicago White Sox, then we totally would have understood.

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

helicopter dries Angels Stadium field

by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

Josh Donaldson Goes All Out To Preserve Perfect Game, Marco Estrada Loses It On Very Next Batter

josh donaldson marco estrada perfect game catch

by Frank Rhombus

Oh, and one lucky Tampa Bay fan got a face full of Donaldson’s junk in the process, which by the eighth inning must have smelled terrific.

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