Category Archives: AL East

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

How About NBC 10 Remembering Roy Halladay By Showing Clips Of Him Surrendering Home Runs?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s next, the Dallas affiliate remembering Michael Irvin when he dies by showing his mugshot?

Here’s Yankees Catcher Gary Sanchez Taking A Foul Ball To His Pecker

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by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why adults wear cups.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

Kato Fucking Kaelin Won The 50/50 Raffle At Monday’s Brewers-Orioles Game

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by Tommy Gimler

“The money won’t go very far in L.A.” Yeah, unless you use it on something other than coke.

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