All the AL East posts:

Check Out The $203 Million New York Yankees Lineup

Published by tgim on April 13th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Only the Los Angeles Dodgers have made more of an effort to buy a World Series championship than the New York Yankees this year. According to the Associated Press, Dodgers players will pull down $235 million this year, which makes New York’s $203 million payroll seem smaller than Nicole Richie’s tits. But given the fact that the Yanks are dropping over $200 million on their roster, you would expect a lineup full of All-Stars and future Hall of Famers every time out, right? (more…)


Either Derek Jeter Took A Shit In Michael Pineda’s Hand Or That’s Pine Tar

Published by tgim on April 10th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox tonight 4-1 behind six strong innings from Michael Pineda. The Yanks’ right-hander gave up just four hits and one earned run while striking out seven. But it wasn’t his quality start that had NESN’s Jerry Remy’s panties in a bind. (more…)


Apparently Adam Jones Doesn’t Care For Fans Who Run On The Field

Published by tgim on April 8th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Two Yankees fans ran onto the field during the eighth inning of New York’s 14-5 ass pounding administered by the Baltimore Orioles today, and O’s center fielder Adam Jones apparently wasn’t too fond of their actions. (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: Boston Red Sox

Published by tgim on March 10th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Could the defending World Series champs really go from worst to first to worst again? Maybe. Or maybe these afternoon brownies were laced with some really good shit. (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: Baltimore Orioles

Published by tgim on March 5th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

The city of Baltimore apparently has an incurable strain of gonorrhea making the rounds. And while that probably has nothing to do with our look at the 2014 Baltimore Orioles, we think it’s something worth noting. (more…)


DUD MLB Preview: Tampa Bay Rays

Published by tgim on March 2nd, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

We’re pretty sure more people visited the DUD in the last hour than set foot inside the Trop last year, and Google Analytics is showing six people read this shit last hour. And that’s a damn shame, as the best manager and third baseman in the game along with the top pitching staff in the AL East will have the fewest people watching them again this year. (more…)