Category Archives: AL East

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Pablo Sandoval Is Still Super Goddamn Fat

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, that guy is an athlete.

Fat Fuck Royals Fan Wants Handsome Man To Take Her Fat Ass To An ALCS Game

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by Frank Rhombus

Craigslist is the best, man. I mean, where else can you read about a smart Asian kid’s missed connection with a belligerent local at a San Diego bar while at the same time scoring a sweet set of used tires for just under sixty bucks?

Baltimore Vs Kansas City: A Closer, More Disgusting Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: The Orioles and Royals battling for a spot in the World Series was about as expected as the movie Ride Along making more than $130 million at the box office. Everybody else will be analyzing each team’s roster before making an educated guess as to who will represent the American League in the Fall Classic, so we decided to take a closer look at each city’s crime, unemployment, and STD rates before making our prediction. 

The Top 5 Broads Who Got Plowed By Derek Jeter

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by Tommy Gimler

We received a couple of sexts after Derek Jeter hit a walk-off single to beat the Orioles tonight asking, “Could Derek Jeter have gone out any better than that?” The answer, of course, is yes. I mean, he could have gone out a World Series champion for Christ’s sake.

Andrew Rector Sues MLB & ESPN After Falling Asleep At A Game, Is A Big Pile Of Dog Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

If Andrew Rector’s fat ass thought the “verbal crusade” against him after he was caught by ESPN cameras napping at a Yankees-Red Sox game in April was unbearable, wait until he has someone read to him what’s being said after he filed what will likely be a dismissed lawsuit against MLB, ESPN, the New York Yankees, Dan Shulman, and John Kruk last Thursday.

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