Category Archives: AL East

Getting Cancer Is Apparently The Best Way To Fire Up Your Team

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by Frank Rhombus

On the surface, that title makes me look like a bigger asshole than Shia LaBeouf. But seriously, just a little research and remembrance will easily prove my point and make you feel like an asshole for judging me.

It Takes A Special Kind Of Asshole To Puke Over The Railing At Fenway Before The Game Even Starts

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that the Boston Red Sox have been pure dog shit this year, so if this hurl sesh would have taken place midway through last night’s 9-2 curb stomping at the hands of the Chicago White Sox, then we totally would have understood.

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

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by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

Josh Donaldson Goes All Out To Preserve Perfect Game, Marco Estrada Loses It On Very Next Batter

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by Frank Rhombus

Oh, and one lucky Tampa Bay fan got a face full of Donaldson’s junk in the process, which by the eighth inning must have smelled terrific.

If Pablo Sandoval Can Stop Eating For Three Hours Then He Can Put His Damn Phone Down Too

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by Andy Ostroff

The Red Sox benched the Pablo “Panda” Sandoval the other day for leaving the dugout – during a game, mind you - taking a piss and then going to his locker and checking out Instagram on his phone.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

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