Category Archives: AL East

Carlos Gomez Pitches Just Like He Hits: Terribly

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by Tommy Gimler

It could be much worse for Brewers fans than adding Mike Moustakas to the squad in exchange for a five-tool future stud. I mean, this clown could still be on your team.

Here’s Gary Sanchez’s Fat Ass Costing The Yankees Another Game

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by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees lost a game to the Tampa Bay Rays Monday night, my seventh consecutive defeat in the four-letter’s Streak For Cash game.

The Orioles Got Stuck In An Elevator Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

I don’t have time to be cute, so I’m just going to come out and say it: The Baltimore Orioles are fucking garbage.

Baltimore Bag Of S**t Chris Davis Is On Pace For The Worst Season Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

Imagine going into work at the Hostess plant, but instead of standing on the line and making sure each Ding Dong is filled with the correct amount of creamy deliciousness, you spend the majority of each day in a meth-induced coma while trapped inside the Zingers girl’s locker.

Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Moment At Yankee Stadium Was A Getting A Knob Job Under The Bleachers

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by Tommy Gimler

Odds are Mickey Mantle never had a midlife crisis.

Bartenders Pub In Baltimore Is Giving Away Free Shots If You’re There While Chris Davis Actually Gets A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Chris Davis is terrible.

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