Category Archives: AL East

For The Last Time Fucktards, Stop Bringing Your Infants To Baseball Games

blue jays fans throw beers baby

by Frank Rhombus

Wednesday’s Game 5 between Toronto and Texas featured some the craziest shit I’ve ever seen at a baseball game, including a 53-minute 7th inning that made me pee a little bit.

Imagine How Awesome The MLB Postseason Would Be If Baseball And Its Umpires Weren’t So Fucking Retarded

nlds game 2 slide

by Frank Rhombus

Imagine how awesome Major League Baseball would be if they had instant replay. Then they would never get any calls wrong. Oh wait…

Watch This Fucking Dork Miss Out On Three Consecutive Foul Balls At Last Night’s Yankees Game

yankees fan foul ball

by Tommy Gimler

Although, he looks like he makes enough money that the Jewish broad to his left is still going to blow him.

Cal Ripken Sure Knows How To Make You Feel Old

cal ripken streak

by Andy Ostroff

I’m not as old as Cal Ripken, Jr. Or am I?

Getting Cancer Is Apparently The Best Way To Fire Up Your Team

john farrell

by Frank Rhombus

On the surface, that title makes me look like a bigger asshole than Shia LaBeouf. But seriously, just a little research and remembrance will easily prove my point and make you feel like an asshole for judging me.

It Takes A Special Kind Of Asshole To Puke Over The Railing At Fenway Before The Game Even Starts

fenway puke

by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that the Boston Red Sox have been pure dog shit this year, so if this hurl sesh would have taken place midway through last night’s 9-2 curb stomping at the hands of the Chicago White Sox, then we totally would have understood.

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