Category Archives: AL East

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval’s Fat Ass Is Heading To The Disabled List

Pablo Sandoval

by Frank Rhombus

No word if he strained his left shoulder reaching for the pasta salad that was on the complete other side of the buffet table.

Take A Fucking Hint, Pablo Sandoval

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by Frank Rhombus

That’s not a picture of fat fuck Pablo Sandoval playing with his dickey. No, that’s a picture of Pablo Sandoval checking out his belt that broke because he’s such a fat fuck.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval Getting Benched Is Going To Help Me Sleep So Well Tonight

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by Frank Rhombus

I bumped my coworker’s Prius backing out of my parking space this afternoon, I drove past three bums begging for cash without stopping, and I jerked off to a stepmom consoling her husband’s daughter by shoving three fingers up her hump hole. Still, there are worse human beings. After all, I could be Pablo Sandoval.

2016 AL East Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you something, bro. This division is going to be closer than Uncle Akash was to Cousin Naveen, and Akash is now in prison as sex offender, my friend.

Pablo Sandoval Is Once Again Fatter Than All Hell

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it looks like somebody has taken advantage of his Dunkin’ Donuts Perks Rewards Card.

For The Last Time Fucktards, Stop Bringing Your Infants To Baseball Games

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by Frank Rhombus

Wednesday’s Game 5 between Toronto and Texas featured some the craziest shit I’ve ever seen at a baseball game, including a 53-minute 7th inning that made me pee a little bit.

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