Category Archives: AL East

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

Some Dude Shit Himself Before The Red Sox Home Opener

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by Tommy Gimler

From what we’ve heard, the Red Sox home opener is one of the best days of the year in Boston. Well, unless you’re the poor bastard who just shit his pants in his car and then ran into a bar outside Fenway Park, leaving a trail of what looks like a half-digested bag of Fritos and orange juice combo behind him.

2015 AL East Preview

Red Sox Spring Training

by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Rays are going to be pure dog shit this year, and that means both of their fans are in for a long summer.

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Pablo Sandoval Is Still Super Goddamn Fat

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by Tommy Gimler

Yup, that guy is an athlete.

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