Category Archives: AL East

Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

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by Tommy Gimler

If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you.

Check Out This ‘Tribute’ Terry Francona Put Up On The Indians’ Scoreboard For Rays Manager Kevin Cash

kevin cash indians scoreboard

by Tommy Gimler

Wait, so you’re telling me there once was a player who was worse than Melvin Upton Jr.?

Steven Wright’s Knuckleball Was Kind Of Effective Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes a knuckleball doesn’t knuckle and gets smoked 479 feet into the fourth-level bleachers where the people sitting there paid for their tickets by collecting soup labels.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval’s Fat Ass Is Heading To The Disabled List

Pablo Sandoval

by Frank Rhombus

No word if he strained his left shoulder reaching for the pasta salad that was on the complete other side of the buffet table.

Take A Fucking Hint, Pablo Sandoval

pablo sandoval belt

by Frank Rhombus

That’s not a picture of fat fuck Pablo Sandoval playing with his dickey. No, that’s a picture of Pablo Sandoval checking out his belt that broke because he’s such a fat fuck.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval Getting Benched Is Going To Help Me Sleep So Well Tonight

fat pablo sandoval

by Frank Rhombus

I bumped my coworker’s Prius backing out of my parking space this afternoon, I drove past three bums begging for cash without stopping, and I jerked off to a stepmom consoling her husband’s daughter by shoving three fingers up her hump hole. Still, there are worse human beings. After all, I could be Pablo Sandoval.

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