Category Archives: AL East

It Takes A Special Kind Of Asshole To Puke Over The Railing At Fenway Before The Game Even Starts

fenway puke

by Tommy Gimler

It’s no secret that the Boston Red Sox have been pure dog shit this year, so if this hurl sesh would have taken place midway through last night’s 9-2 curb stomping at the hands of the Chicago White Sox, then we totally would have understood.

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

helicopter dries Angels Stadium field

by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

Josh Donaldson Goes All Out To Preserve Perfect Game, Marco Estrada Loses It On Very Next Batter

josh donaldson marco estrada perfect game catch

by Frank Rhombus

Oh, and one lucky Tampa Bay fan got a face full of Donaldson’s junk in the process, which by the eighth inning must have smelled terrific.

If Pablo Sandoval Can Stop Eating For Three Hours Then He Can Put His Damn Phone Down Too

Red Sox Sandoval Baseball

by Andy Ostroff

The Red Sox benched the Pablo “Panda” Sandoval the other day for leaving the dugout – during a game, mind you - taking a piss and then going to his locker and checking out Instagram on his phone.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

orioles white sox empty stadium

by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

mom hits rioting son in baltimore

by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

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