Category Archives: AL East

Absolute Loser Orioles Fan Doesn’t Give Kids Foul Ball Because He’s Been Waiting 30 Years To Get One

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like he’s been waiting even longer than that to get some pussy.

Saturday Was Not Brett Gardner’s Best Day

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by Tommy Gimler

In the face. IN THE FACE!

Only 5,786 People Paid To See Baseball At Tropicana Field Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

To put that in perspective, four times that amount showed up to see Sister Hazel suck ass for 45 minutes after a Rays game in 2015.

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

Unless You Too Took A Foul Ball To The Beanbag, Odds Are You Had A Better Night Than Gary Sanchez

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve got an extra pamphlet on adoption lying around the house, feel free to send it to New York Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez.

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

Chris Davis

by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

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