Category Archives: AL East

Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

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by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

Unless You Too Took A Foul Ball To The Beanbag, Odds Are You Had A Better Night Than Gary Sanchez

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve got an extra pamphlet on adoption lying around the house, feel free to send it to New York Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez.

Somehow, Someway, Chris Davis Blows Even More This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis fucking blows.

Looks Like Yankees Will Beat Goat Piss Out Of Every AL East Team This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This Yankees bullpen is almost as formidable as my massive bush of pubic hair, bro.

Carlos Gomez Pitches Just Like He Hits: Terribly

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by Tommy Gimler

It could be much worse for Brewers fans than adding Mike Moustakas to the squad in exchange for a five-tool future stud. I mean, this clown could still be on your team.

Here’s Gary Sanchez’s Fat Ass Costing The Yankees Another Game

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by Tommy Gimler

The New York Yankees lost a game to the Tampa Bay Rays Monday night, my seventh consecutive defeat in the four-letter’s Streak For Cash game.

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