Category Archives: AL East

‘Rickie Weeks Pushing For Spot On Roster’ Is Horrific News If You’re A Tampa Bay Rays Fan

rickie weeks sucks

by Tommy Gimler

There are two things that are a certainty on this planet. One is that since they have a child together, one of my best friends has had sex with my sister at least once. The other? You guessed it: Rickie Weeks is a pig shit awful baseball player.

Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

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by Tommy Gimler

If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you.

Check Out This ‘Tribute’ Terry Francona Put Up On The Indians’ Scoreboard For Rays Manager Kevin Cash

kevin cash indians scoreboard

by Tommy Gimler

Wait, so you’re telling me there once was a player who was worse than Melvin Upton Jr.?

Steven Wright’s Knuckleball Was Kind Of Effective Today

steven wright knuckleball

by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes a knuckleball doesn’t knuckle and gets smoked 479 feet into the fourth-level bleachers where the people sitting there paid for their tickets by collecting soup labels.

Fat Fuck Pablo Sandoval’s Fat Ass Is Heading To The Disabled List

Pablo Sandoval

by Frank Rhombus

No word if he strained his left shoulder reaching for the pasta salad that was on the complete other side of the buffet table.

Take A Fucking Hint, Pablo Sandoval

pablo sandoval belt

by Frank Rhombus

That’s not a picture of fat fuck Pablo Sandoval playing with his dickey. No, that’s a picture of Pablo Sandoval checking out his belt that broke because he’s such a fat fuck.

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