Category Archives: AL East

Here’s Yankees Catcher Gary Sanchez Taking A Foul Ball To His Pecker

gary sanchez foul ball

by Tommy Gimler

And that, kids, is why adults wear cups.

Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

jordan leandre first pitch

by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

Kato Fucking Kaelin Won The 50/50 Raffle At Monday’s Brewers-Orioles Game

kato 50

by Tommy Gimler

“The money won’t go very far in L.A.” Yeah, unless you use it on something other than coke.

Toronto’s Chris Coghlan Channeled His Inner Willie Mays Hayes And Scored The Greatest Run Ever

chris coghlan slide

by Tommy Gimler

That’s Mr. Peckerhead to you, Molina.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

‘Rickie Weeks Pushing For Spot On Roster’ Is Horrific News If You’re A Tampa Bay Rays Fan

rickie weeks sucks

by Tommy Gimler

There are two things that are a certainty on this planet. One is that since they have a child together, one of my best friends has had sex with my sister at least once. The other? You guessed it: Rickie Weeks is a pig shit awful baseball player.

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