Category Archives: Chicago White Sox

The Argument For And Against Chris Sale Cutting Up The White Sox Throwback Jerseys

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I’ve been inside the Chicago White Sox clubhouse the same amount of times I’ve been inside Kate Upton’s hump hole: zero.

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

2016 AL Central Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Good thing they don’t let Cousin Deepak bring kids to work, bro. Dude has something like 8 or 9 kids, and he’s only something like 27, my friend. Potent, bro.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

2015 AL Central Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The Kansas City Royals damn near found a way to win the World Series last year despite manager Ned Yost’s best efforts to deliver their fans a big dick sandwich in the AL Wild Card Game. But if some Royals fans actually wanted a dick sandwich from Yost, then don’t worry because he has one on deck, and it’s called the 2015 regular season.

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