Category Archives: Chicago White Sox

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

white sox rays game

by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

king felix

by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Making $44 Million Playing Baseball Wasn’t Enough To Keep Esteban Loaiza From Slinging Cocaine

esteban loaiza

by Frank Rhombus

In this world, there are fucking morons and then there’s Esteban Loaiza.

Watch This Kid Get Drilled By A Foul Ball At The Cubs-White Sox Game

kid foul ball white sox cubs

by Tommy Gimler

Stay in school, kid. Baseball obviously isn’t your thing.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

White Sox Pitching Prospect Chucks Ball Clocked At 110 MPH

michael kopech 110 mph

by Tommy Gimler

One tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

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