Category Archives: Chicago White Sox

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

White Sox Pitching Prospect Chucks Ball Clocked At 110 MPH

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by Tommy Gimler

One tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

The Argument For And Against Chris Sale Cutting Up The White Sox Throwback Jerseys

chris sale throwback jerseys

by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I’ve been inside the Chicago White Sox clubhouse the same amount of times I’ve been inside Kate Upton’s hump hole: zero.

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

white sox triple play

by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

2016 AL Central Preview, Bro

laroche and son

by Rakesh the Intern

Good thing they don’t let Cousin Deepak bring kids to work, bro. Dude has something like 8 or 9 kids, and he’s only something like 27, my friend. Potent, bro.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

orioles white sox empty stadium

by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

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