Category Archives: Chicago White Sox

Making $44 Million Playing Baseball Wasn’t Enough To Keep Esteban Loaiza From Slinging Cocaine

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by Frank Rhombus

In this world, there are fucking morons and then there’s Esteban Loaiza.

Watch This Kid Get Drilled By A Foul Ball At The Cubs-White Sox Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Stay in school, kid. Baseball obviously isn’t your thing.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

White Sox Pitching Prospect Chucks Ball Clocked At 110 MPH

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by Tommy Gimler

One tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

The Argument For And Against Chris Sale Cutting Up The White Sox Throwback Jerseys

chris sale throwback jerseys

by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I’ve been inside the Chicago White Sox clubhouse the same amount of times I’ve been inside Kate Upton’s hump hole: zero.

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

white sox triple play

by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

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