Category Archives: Minnesota Twins

Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

umpire hit in nuts

by Tommy Gimler

Oh, man. It’s so much funnier when it’s not you.

Here’s Miguel Sano Hitting A Woman In The Face With A 466-Foot Home Run

miguel sano home run woman's face

by Tommy Gimler

She had more than just a salmon filet for dinner last night.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

And Here’s A Kid At The Twins-Rangers Game Using His Sunglasses To Pick His Nose And Eat It

kid picks nose at twins rangers game

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. 50 bucks more says he eats it. You’re on.

The Problem With The Minnesota Twins Is That They’re Fucking Garbage

twins suck

by Tommy Gimler

The season might be younger than the Korean kid who makes my sneakers, but the Minnesota Twins are easily going to be the worst team in the American League this year.

2016 AL Central Preview, Bro

laroche and son

by Rakesh the Intern

Good thing they don’t let Cousin Deepak bring kids to work, bro. Dude has something like 8 or 9 kids, and he’s only something like 27, my friend. Potent, bro.

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