Category Archives: Minnesota Twins

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, man. It’s so much funnier when it’s not you.

Here’s Miguel Sano Hitting A Woman In The Face With A 466-Foot Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

She had more than just a salmon filet for dinner last night.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

And Here’s A Kid At The Twins-Rangers Game Using His Sunglasses To Pick His Nose And Eat It

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by Tommy Gimler

Hey, 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. 50 bucks more says he eats it. You’re on.

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