Category Archives: Detroit Tigers

One Man’s D**k Sandwich Wound Up Being Another Man’s Third Home Run Of The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for one play to sum up the 2019 Detroit Tigers season, here’s one that’s more than qualified.

These 3 Teams Should Seriously Think About Unloading Their Entire Roster At The MLB Trade Deadline

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by Tommy Gimler

Thankfully for some of these cities’ sports fans, the NFL season opener is just 37 days away.

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

You Might Want To Stay Away From Eating The Pizza At Comerica Park

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not like we needed one, but here’s yet another reason to steer clear of Detroit.

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

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