Category Archives: Detroit Tigers

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

You Might Want To Stay Away From Eating The Pizza At Comerica Park

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not like we needed one, but here’s yet another reason to steer clear of Detroit.

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

45 Dudes Dressed As Magnum P.I. For A Bachelor Party At A Tigers Game Got Tossed For ‘Catcalling’

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by Tommy Gimler

Mustaches, funny shirts and whistling at women are all important ingredients of many successful bachelor parties these days.

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

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