Category Archives: Detroit Tigers

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Justin Verlander Being ‘Too Exhausted’ To Hump Kate Upton After A Game Is Another Sign The End Is Near

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s like having a lifetime all-you-can-eat pass at Morton’s but paying to eat at Sizzler four nights a week: insanity.

Kate Upton Went On One Hell Of A Rant On That Twitter Thing Yesterday After Justin Verlander Missed Out On The AL Cy Young Award

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by Tommy Gimler

Who knew Kate Upton had a big ol’ brain to go along with those beautiful big ‘ol…eyes?

Francisco Rodriguez Got The Zika Virus In The Offseason

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by Frank Rhombus

Well, that sounds like something his Tigers teammates would have loved to have known before they decided to shower with him this spring.

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

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by Tommy Gimler

The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit.

Tigers Outfielder Tyler Collins Gave Detroit Fans The Finger After He ‘Lost A Ball In The Sky’

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re friends with Tyler Collins, you might want to show him how to use a jackhammer.

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