Category Archives: Kansas City Royals

2015 AL Central Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The Kansas City Royals damn near found a way to win the World Series last year despite manager Ned Yost’s best efforts to deliver their fans a big dick sandwich in the AL Wild Card Game. But if some Royals fans actually wanted a dick sandwich from Yost, then don’t worry because he has one on deck, and it’s called the 2015 regular season.

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

Rikk Wilde

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

In Defense of Clash of Clans

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Royals Of All Time

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by Eddie Bagelstein

The Royals have been so bad for so long that a lot of people forgot Kansas City still had a baseball team. It’s been 29 years since the Royals’ last trip to the World Series. Christ, Whitney Houston had the top song in America the last time this team won the whole fucking thing, and she’s dead now.

Royals Fan Celebrates Making The World Series By Yelling “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” During Live News Report

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by Frank Rhombus

Eli Rosenberg sounds like the Jewiest reporter west of the Mississippi, and he had the task of interviewing Royals fans outside of Kauffman Stadium as part of KMBC’s live coverage of Kansas City clinching their first World Series berth in 29 years. It didn’t go so well.

Hell Has Frozen Over

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by Tommy Gimler

Thank Christ I didn’t make a bet with my fat fuck brother-in-law that if manager/dipshit Ned Yost ever took a team to the World Series, he could sleep with my wife. Because right now, I’d have to sit outside my bedroom door like Jaime Lannister while listening to somebody else take my wife to pound town.

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