Category Archives: Kansas City Royals
Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018
by Tommy Gimler
As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.
Ned Yost Falls Out Of Tree, Proves There Just Might Be A God
by Frank Rhombus
Christmas came early for Brewers fans who are still butthurt over the way Ned Yost mismanaged the 2007 and 2008 Milwaukee Brewers.
Danny Duffy Orders Combo Meal And Burgers At Burger King Drive Thru, Passes Out, Gets DUI
by Tommy Gimler
We were waiting for a mugshot to appear before writing up this gem, and while that hasn’t happened, this picture of him having to explain to reporters why a guy making $5 million isn’t using a car service and is still eating dinner at Burger King will do just fine.
I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish
by Frank Rhombus
If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.
2016 AL Central Preview, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
Good thing they don’t let Cousin Deepak bring kids to work, bro. Dude has something like 8 or 9 kids, and he’s only something like 27, my friend. Potent, bro.
