Category Archives: Kansas City Royals
The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story
by Tommy Gimler
Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.
Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018
by Tommy Gimler
As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.
Ned Yost Falls Out Of Tree, Proves There Just Might Be A God
by Frank Rhombus
Christmas came early for Brewers fans who are still butthurt over the way Ned Yost mismanaged the 2007 and 2008 Milwaukee Brewers.
Danny Duffy Orders Combo Meal And Burgers At Burger King Drive Thru, Passes Out, Gets DUI
by Tommy Gimler
We were waiting for a mugshot to appear before writing up this gem, and while that hasn’t happened, this picture of him having to explain to reporters why a guy making $5 million isn’t using a car service and is still eating dinner at Burger King will do just fine.
