Category Archives: Kansas City Royals
Danny Duffy Orders Combo Meal And Burgers At Burger King Drive Thru, Passes Out, Gets DUI
by Tommy Gimler
We were waiting for a mugshot to appear before writing up this gem, and while that hasn’t happened, this picture of him having to explain to reporters why a guy making $5 million isn’t using a car service and is still eating dinner at Burger King will do just fine.
I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish
by Frank Rhombus
If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.
2016 AL Central Preview, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern
Good thing they don’t let Cousin Deepak bring kids to work, bro. Dude has something like 8 or 9 kids, and he’s only something like 27, my friend. Potent, bro.
Here’s A Broad At The Astros Game Just Snorting Some Cocaine While Cheering For Her Team
by Tommy Gimler
If you get off on watching videos of girls on the verge of losing their jobs, then this one should do the trick.
The Internet Apparently Exists In Kansas City
by Andy Ostroff
If voting for the MLB All-Star Game ended today, seven Kansas City Royals would be in the AL starting lineup…and I think it’s great!
2015 AL Central Preview
by Tommy Gimler
The Kansas City Royals damn near found a way to win the World Series last year despite manager Ned Yost’s best efforts to deliver their fans a big dick sandwich in the AL Wild Card Game. But if some Royals fans actually wanted a dick sandwich from Yost, then don’t worry because he has one on deck, and it’s called the 2015 regular season.
