Category Archives: Kansas City Royals

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

This Winner Broke Into A Royals Pitcher’s House And Claimed She Was Engaged To Elon Musk

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by Frank Rhombus

If that is indeed the case, it’s safe to say that Elon Musk is slumming.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

These Royals Players Look Ecstatic About Having To Sit Through An Anti-Porn Presentation

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by Tommy Gimler

What a waste of time! Just like studying 19th century French poetry in college.

Ned Yost Falls Out Of Tree, Proves There Just Might Be A God

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by Frank Rhombus

Christmas came early for Brewers fans who are still butthurt over the way Ned Yost mismanaged the 2007 and 2008 Milwaukee Brewers.

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