Category Archives: Cleveland Indians

The Indians Are Hotter Than Shit. The Guys From Major League? Yeah, Not So Much

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by Tommy Gimler

If the legendary Lou Brown was still here, you’d probably hear him say something to the effect of, “You might live in Hollywood, but you look like shit.”

The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny

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by Frank Rhombus

You think every Irish person rags on a Notre Dame logo?

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

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by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Some Truly Remarkable Shit Went Down In Between The Cubs’ Last Two World Series Championships

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by Tommy Gimler

Greatest. Game. Ever.

Indians Fan Drops Mad Cash To Sleep At World Series

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by Frank Rhombus

The dude could have just stayed home and watched ten minutes of Mr. Selfridge on PBS and gotten the same result for free.

5 Bold Predictions For The 2016 World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been 19 years since that turd Jose Mesa couldn’t get three outs in the bottom of the ninth inning in Game 7 for the Tribe, and the last time the Cubs played in a World Series, all professional baseball players were white. Starting tonight, something’s gotta give.

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