Category Archives: AL Central

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

This Winner Broke Into A Royals Pitcher’s House And Claimed She Was Engaged To Elon Musk

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by Frank Rhombus

If that is indeed the case, it’s safe to say that Elon Musk is slumming.

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

Watch This White Sox Fan Run Onto The Diamond And Get Absolutely Crushed By Security

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by Tommy Gimler

Other than Danny Farquhar throwing out the first pitch Friday night, this is easily the best highlight from Chicago’s 2018 season.

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

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