Category Archives: AL Central

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

justin upton strikeouts

by Tommy Gimler

The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit.

Tigers Outfielder Tyler Collins Gave Detroit Fans The Finger After He ‘Lost A Ball In The Sky’

tyler collins middle finger

by Tommy Gimler

If you’re friends with Tyler Collins, you might want to show him how to use a jackhammer.

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

white sox triple play

by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

The Problem With The Minnesota Twins Is That They’re Fucking Garbage

twins suck

by Tommy Gimler

The season might be younger than the Korean kid who makes my sneakers, but the Minnesota Twins are easily going to be the worst team in the American League this year.

2016 AL Central Preview, Bro

laroche and son

by Rakesh the Intern

Good thing they don’t let Cousin Deepak bring kids to work, bro. Dude has something like 8 or 9 kids, and he’s only something like 27, my friend. Potent, bro.

Here’s A Broad At The Astros Game Just Snorting Some Cocaine While Cheering For Her Team

girl doing blow at astros game

by Tommy Gimler

If you get off on watching videos of girls on the verge of losing their jobs, then this one should do the trick.

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