Category Archives: AL Central

The Internet Apparently Exists In Kansas City

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by Andy Ostroff

If voting for the MLB All-Star Game ended today, seven Kansas City Royals would be in the AL starting lineup…and I think it’s great!

If Brandon Moss Wants His 100th Home Run Ball, He’s Going To Have To Give The Indians Bullpen A Shit Ton Of MacBooks And Lube

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by Frank Rhombus

Good news for Brandon Moss, as his home run off Jeremy Guthrie in the 4th inning of Cleveland’s 2-1 victory over Kansas City Tuesday night was the 100th of his career. The bad news is that the guys who caught it want a shit ton of, well, shit in return for it, even though they’re on his own team.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

2015 AL Central Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The Kansas City Royals damn near found a way to win the World Series last year despite manager Ned Yost’s best efforts to deliver their fans a big dick sandwich in the AL Wild Card Game. But if some Royals fans actually wanted a dick sandwich from Yost, then don’t worry because he has one on deck, and it’s called the 2015 regular season.

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

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