Category Archives: AL Central

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

You Might Want To Stay Away From Eating The Pizza At Comerica Park

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not like we needed one, but here’s yet another reason to steer clear of Detroit.

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

This Winner Broke Into A Royals Pitcher’s House And Claimed She Was Engaged To Elon Musk

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by Frank Rhombus

If that is indeed the case, it’s safe to say that Elon Musk is slumming.

At This Point Giancarlo Stanton Deserves To Take His Bat And Hit Mike Fiers Right In The Pecker

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by Frank Rhombus

Seriously, how hard is it to throw a fucking strike?

Watch This White Sox Fan Run Onto The Diamond And Get Absolutely Crushed By Security

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by Tommy Gimler

Other than Danny Farquhar throwing out the first pitch Friday night, this is easily the best highlight from Chicago’s 2018 season.

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