Category Archives: AL Central

One Man’s D**k Sandwich Wound Up Being Another Man’s Third Home Run Of The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for one play to sum up the 2019 Detroit Tigers season, here’s one that’s more than qualified.

These 3 Teams Should Seriously Think About Unloading Their Entire Roster At The MLB Trade Deadline

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by Tommy Gimler

Thankfully for some of these cities’ sports fans, the NFL season opener is just 37 days away.

Look How Much Fun They Had At The Cubs-White Sox Game Saturday Night

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by Frank Rhombus

We may have found what caused that 6.9-magnitude quake 2,000 miles away in California Saturday night.

Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro.

You Might Want To Stay Away From Eating The Pizza At Comerica Park

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not like we needed one, but here’s yet another reason to steer clear of Detroit.

The Brewers Just Got Absolutely Dicked By The Royals: A Mike Moustakas Story

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by Tommy Gimler

Two months of a .250 hitter in exchange for a five-tool future stud and a Puerto Rican kid? Fuck me.

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