Category Archives: AL Central

Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

umpire hit in nuts

by Tommy Gimler

Oh, man. It’s so much funnier when it’s not you.

Here’s Miguel Sano Hitting A Woman In The Face With A 466-Foot Home Run

miguel sano home run woman's face

by Tommy Gimler

She had more than just a salmon filet for dinner last night.

The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny

chief wahoo protests

by Frank Rhombus

You think every Irish person rags on a Notre Dame logo?

I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish

terry francona indians

by Frank Rhombus

If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year.

Justin Verlander Being ‘Too Exhausted’ To Hump Kate Upton After A Game Is Another Sign The End Is Near

kate upton justin verlander no sex

by Tommy Gimler

It’s like having a lifetime all-you-can-eat pass at Morton’s but paying to eat at Sizzler four nights a week: insanity.

White Sox Pitching Prospect Chucks Ball Clocked At 110 MPH

michael kopech 110 mph

by Tommy Gimler

One tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

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