Category Archives: AL Central

Here’s A Broad At The Astros Game Just Snorting Some Cocaine While Cheering For Her Team

girl doing blow at astros game

by Tommy Gimler

If you get off on watching videos of girls on the verge of losing their jobs, then this one should do the trick.

It Was Quite The Shitshow At Progressive Field Last Night

indians fan foul ball off head

by Frank Rhombus

The gay Stone Cold Steve Austin took a foul ball off his dome, the dude running the fireworks set them off after a Royals player hit a home run, and the Indians lost the game, dropping them back below .500. It’s safe to say the Cleveland Indians and their fans have seen better days than yesterday.

The Internet Apparently Exists In Kansas City

royals all-star game votes

by Andy Ostroff

If voting for the MLB All-Star Game ended today, seven Kansas City Royals would be in the AL starting lineup…and I think it’s great!

If Brandon Moss Wants His 100th Home Run Ball, He’s Going To Have To Give The Indians Bullpen A Shit Ton Of MacBooks And Lube

brandon moss home run

by Frank Rhombus

Good news for Brandon Moss, as his home run off Jeremy Guthrie in the 4th inning of Cleveland’s 2-1 victory over Kansas City Tuesday night was the 100th of his career. The bad news is that the guys who caught it want a shit ton of, well, shit in return for it, even though they’re on his own team.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

orioles white sox empty stadium

by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

mom hits rioting son in baltimore

by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

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