Category Archives: AL Central

The Argument For And Against Chris Sale Cutting Up The White Sox Throwback Jerseys

chris sale throwback jerseys

by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I’ve been inside the Chicago White Sox clubhouse the same amount of times I’ve been inside Kate Upton’s hump hole: zero.

And Here’s A Kid At The Twins-Rangers Game Using His Sunglasses To Pick His Nose And Eat It

kid picks nose at twins rangers game

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, 50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose. 50 bucks more says he eats it. You’re on.

The Cleveland Indians Are Hotter Than Kate Upton Scissoring Charlotte McKinney On My Wife’s Kitchen Table

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by Tommy Gimler

That’s pretty hot.

Check Out This ‘Tribute’ Terry Francona Put Up On The Indians’ Scoreboard For Rays Manager Kevin Cash

kevin cash indians scoreboard

by Tommy Gimler

Wait, so you’re telling me there once was a player who was worse than Melvin Upton Jr.?

Juan Uribe Says They Don’t Make Cups Big Enough To Protect His Massive Dick

juan uribe hit in balls

by Tommy Gimler

Well then. It looks as though Juan Uribe’s hog is almost as big as his appetite.

Francisco Rodriguez Got The Zika Virus In The Offseason

k rod zika

by Frank Rhombus

Well, that sounds like something his Tigers teammates would have loved to have known before they decided to shower with him this spring.

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