Category Archives: AL Central

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Rob Refsnyder Hit Probably The Craziest Ground-Rule Double You’ll Ever See

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by Tommy Gimler

Less than one week until baseball, kids!

These Royals Players Look Ecstatic About Having To Sit Through An Anti-Porn Presentation

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by Tommy Gimler

What a waste of time! Just like studying 19th century French poetry in college.

Making $44 Million Playing Baseball Wasn’t Enough To Keep Esteban Loaiza From Slinging Cocaine

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by Frank Rhombus

In this world, there are fucking morons and then there’s Esteban Loaiza.

Ned Yost Falls Out Of Tree, Proves There Just Might Be A God

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by Frank Rhombus

Christmas came early for Brewers fans who are still butthurt over the way Ned Yost mismanaged the 2007 and 2008 Milwaukee Brewers.

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