Category Archives: AL Central

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

Watch As This Mother Catches Her Kid Rioting In Baltimore

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by Tommy Gimler

We’re not too dope when it comes to the whole street cred game, but we’re pretty sure this guy has about as much we do after his mom showed up where he and his boys were rioting in Baltimore Monday afternoon and whooped his ass.

2015 AL Central Preview

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by Tommy Gimler

The Kansas City Royals damn near found a way to win the World Series last year despite manager Ned Yost’s best efforts to deliver their fans a big dick sandwich in the AL Wild Card Game. But if some Royals fans actually wanted a dick sandwich from Yost, then don’t worry because he has one on deck, and it’s called the 2015 regular season.

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

Rikk Wilde

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

In Defense of Clash of Clans

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat.

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