Category Archives: AL Central

Justin Verlander Being ‘Too Exhausted’ To Hump Kate Upton After A Game Is Another Sign The End Is Near

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s like having a lifetime all-you-can-eat pass at Morton’s but paying to eat at Sizzler four nights a week: insanity.

White Sox Pitching Prospect Chucks Ball Clocked At 110 MPH

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by Tommy Gimler

One tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Kate Upton Went On One Hell Of A Rant On That Twitter Thing Yesterday After Justin Verlander Missed Out On The AL Cy Young Award

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by Tommy Gimler

Who knew Kate Upton had a big ol’ brain to go along with those beautiful big ‘ol…eyes?

Some Truly Remarkable Shit Went Down In Between The Cubs’ Last Two World Series Championships

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by Tommy Gimler

Greatest. Game. Ever.

Indians Fan Drops Mad Cash To Sleep At World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

The dude could have just stayed home and watched ten minutes of Mr. Selfridge on PBS and gotten the same result for free.

5 Bold Predictions For The 2016 World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been 19 years since that turd Jose Mesa couldn’t get three outs in the bottom of the ninth inning in Game 7 for the Tribe, and the last time the Cubs played in a World Series, all professional baseball players were white. Starting tonight, something’s gotta give.

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