Category Archives: MLB

Dude Shows Up To Miller Park In Rally Speedo And Propels Brewers To Win Over Reds


by Tommy Gimler

He wasn’t exactly the Two-Fisted Slobber, but still, enough of his poop chute was on display to get him ejected from the ballpark.

Absolute Loser Orioles Fan Doesn’t Give Kids Foul Ball Because He’s Been Waiting 30 Years To Get One

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like he’s been waiting even longer than that to get some pussy.

Saturday Was Not Brett Gardner’s Best Day

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by Tommy Gimler

In the face. IN THE FACE!

Not Surprisingly, Angel Hernandez Continues To Be The Worst Umpire In Baseball

San Diego Padres v Los Angeles Dodgers

by Tommy Gimler

The part that is surprising? You guessed it – Dude still has a job.

This Play Pretty Much Sums Up How Bad The Seattle Mariners Are This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody home!

Only 5,786 People Paid To See Baseball At Tropicana Field Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

To put that in perspective, four times that amount showed up to see Sister Hazel suck ass for 45 minutes after a Rays game in 2015.

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