Category Archives: MLB

Rougned Odor Apparently Has A Younger Brother With The Same Fucking Name And He’s In Deep Shit For Jerking Off Another Dude

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by Frank Rhombus

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for the Texas Rangers second baseman’s sibling, it appears as though the “victim” is a teammate who’s underage. Oops, Suzie.

Kate Upton Went On One Hell Of A Rant On That Twitter Thing Yesterday After Justin Verlander Missed Out On The AL Cy Young Award

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by Tommy Gimler

Who knew Kate Upton had a big ol’ brain to go along with those beautiful big ‘ol…eyes?

Some Truly Remarkable Shit Went Down In Between The Cubs’ Last Two World Series Championships

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by Tommy Gimler

Greatest. Game. Ever.

Indians Fan Drops Mad Cash To Sleep At World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

The dude could have just stayed home and watched ten minutes of Mr. Selfridge on PBS and gotten the same result for free.

John Lackey Always Has Been, Still Is And Always Will Be A Gigantic Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

All is right on the North Side today, as the beloved Chicago Cubs curb stomped the Los Angeles Dodgers 10-2 in Game 4 of the NLCS last night, knotting the series at two games apiece.

5 Bold Predictions For The 2016 World Series

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s been 19 years since that turd Jose Mesa couldn’t get three outs in the bottom of the ninth inning in Game 7 for the Tribe, and the last time the Cubs played in a World Series, all professional baseball players were white. Starting tonight, something’s gotta give.

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