Category Archives: MLB

Tommy Lasorda Dancing To ‘Turn Down For What’ Might Give You An Erection

tommy lasorda turn down for what

by Tommy Gimler

A new study suggests that men who watch more than two hours of porn every week have a better chance of getting aroused than those who don’t. Or you could just watch this clip of Tommy Lasorda shaking his shit and see if that does the trick.

Will Ferrell Is The Fucking Man

Will Ferrell played every position

by Frank Rhombus

Although, how much funnier would it have been if 50 Cent would have had to field a ball in left field and attempt to throw it to the cutoff man?

When Someone Offers You $125 Million To Not Touch Booze Or Drugs For 5 Years And You Can’t Do It, Then You Officially Have A Problem


by Tommy Gimler

Shit, for $125 million I’d give up plowing my wife for five years.

2015 National League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, You Hookers


by Tommy Gimler

It’s 12 degrees in Milwaukee today, so odds are that any news about the boys of summer will be a welcome sight for those poor fuckers.

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

new white sox

by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Pablo Sandoval Is Still Super Goddamn Fat


by Tommy Gimler

Yup, that guy is an athlete.

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