Category Archives: MLB

Three MLB Headlines We Could Have Seen From What Should Have Been Opening Weekend

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by Frank Rhombus

Life without baseball is just like any song from Lil Wayne: it fucking blows.

Here’s What Dallas Braden Is Doing With His Free Time During The Coronavirus Pandemic

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ve have nipples, Dallas. Can you milk me?

Unless Coronavirus Takes Out Kershaw, Betts, Jansen, Buehler, Bellinger And Turner, The Dodgers Will Win The NL West

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, it’s official. Nobody on the Dodgers sucks.

Here’s Anthony Rizzo Taking A Shot At The Astros While Mic’d Up During The Cubs Game Today

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by Tommy Gimler

“Someone bang for me.”

Astros Players Might Want To Think About Team-Branded Ear Muffs This Season

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by Frank Rhombus

You going to give the trophy back?

And The Betting Total For Astros Batters Getting Plunked This Year Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s just say the total is higher than the number of years Jack Nicholson has spent on this planet but not even close to the number of ladies he has plowed.

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