Category Archives: MLB

Only 974 People Showed Up To Watch The White Sox Lose To The Rays

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by Tommy Gimler

Roughly 9.5 million people live in the Chicago metro area, but only 0.01 percent of them decided to show up to Monday’s Rays-White Sox game at Guaranteed Rate Field.

Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Breaking News: Clayton Kershaw Suspended 80 Games For PED Use

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by Tommy Gimler

LA’s road back to the Fall Classic just got a lot tougher.

Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018

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by Tommy Gimler

As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year.

Liquid Shit Pouring Onto The Diamond At Dodger Stadium Is A Great Way To Begin Our MLB Preview Podcast

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like Larry King forgot to wear his diaper.

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