Category Archives: MLB

And The Betting Total For Astros Batters Getting Plunked This Year Is…

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s just say the total is higher than the number of years Jack Nicholson has spent on this planet but not even close to the number of ladies he has plowed.

Not The Best Way For Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire To Introduce Himself To The World

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by Tommy Gimler

In some parts of Florida, you can punch your clown behind a locked door at an Econo Lodge for as little as 43 bucks.

This White Sox Pitcher Is Spending His Offseason Punching Dudes At Cockfights

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by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though Kelvin Herrera has gone full South Side.

Was This The Best Celebration After The Nationals Won The World Series?

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody sent us a clip of three hookers getting wild, so this one will have to do.

Here’s A Great Way To Get A Ratings Spike During The World Series (NSFW)

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s hope this maneuver catches on like the Ice Bucket Challenge.

One Tweet That Perfectly Sums Up The 2019 World Series So Far

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by Tommy Gimler

The biggest World Series underdogs in over 10 years are just two games away from winning the whole fucking thing.

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