Category Archives: MLB

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Start Rooting For The Marlins And Yes We’re Talking About Boobs

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by Frank Rhombus

You’re not complaining about pace of play now, are you, you little millennial fucks?

Can You Find The Big Black Dildo In This Picture The Mets Tweeted Friday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Yoenis Cespedes swung a big stick, wait until you see this fucking thing.

Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, man. It’s so much funnier when it’s not you.

Here’s Miguel Sano Hitting A Woman In The Face With A 466-Foot Home Run

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by Tommy Gimler

She had more than just a salmon filet for dinner last night.

Toronto’s Chris Coghlan Channeled His Inner Willie Mays Hayes And Scored The Greatest Run Ever

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by Tommy Gimler

That’s Mr. Peckerhead to you, Molina.

Looks Like There’s Plenty Of Room To Dry Hump At The Braves’ New Ballpark

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by Tommy Gimler

The Atlanta Braves said they needed a brand new ballpark to get people to watch them lose in person, but it turns out they’re just like my 91-year-old grandfather’s large intestine: full of shit.

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