Category Archives: MLB

Watch This Hot Asian Broad Smash A Shit Ton Of Blocks With Her Head Before Her First Pitch

Japanese Girl Breaks Blocks With Head Before First Pitch

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, when you’re as pig shit awful as the Saitama Seibu Lions and the Chiba Lotte Marines, you’ll do whatever it takes to put people in the seats. And after watching this hot Asian broad smash a shit ton of blocks with her dome, the Twins and White Sox ought to think about bringing her in when their two shit squads square off this weekend.

Ruben Amaro’s Fake Gmail Account Is Shit Your Pants Awesome

ruben amaro gmail

by Tommy Gimler

When Jayson Werth leaves a message entitled “$126 MILLION AND IN FIRST PLACE – BLOW ME,” you’ve got our attention.

Jack White Is Probably The Scariest Looking Baseball Fan Of All-Time

jack white

by Tommy Gimler

Maybe if he wasn’t following such a dog shit team like the Cubs, Jack White would be just a tad on the happier side.

Cliff Lee Farted At The End Of His Interview Last Night

Cliff Lee Fart

by Tommy Gimler

Baseball players and managers farting during postgame interviews is becoming almost as common as an East Coast frat house rape. The latest to join the trend was Philadelphia’s Cliff Lee, who blew ass on Comcast Sportsnet after answering several questions pertaining to his shittiness last night.

Breaking Down Just How Pig Shit Awful Dan Uggla Really Was

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by Tommy Gimler

Despite his Lou Ferrigno biceps and Cee-Lo Green neck, Dan Uggla was released by the Atlanta Braves yesterday, meaning Uggla is going to make almost $20 million through the end of the 2015 season for doing absolutely nothing. Then again, that pretty much sums up what he’s been doing since 2012.

Maybe This Is Also Why The Texas Rangers Suck

derek holland

by Tommy Gimler

We’ve said before that the injury bug hit the Texas Rangers harder this year than an eight-year-old Chinese kid who fucked up a pair of sneakers. But after reading what Derek Holland told a Dallas radio station yesterday, maybe there’s another reason why the Rangers’ 2014 season can be classified as pure dog shit.

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