Category Archives: MLB

One Man’s D**k Sandwich Wound Up Being Another Man’s Third Home Run Of The Game

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re looking for one play to sum up the 2019 Detroit Tigers season, here’s one that’s more than qualified.

Subpar ESPN Baseball Analyst Alex Rodriguez Is A Great Reminder To Never Have $500K Worth Of Stuff In Your Vehicle

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by Tommy Gimler

Especially in a city where the word “sidewalk” apparently also means “toilet.”

Orioles Manager Brandon Hyde Finally Told Chris Davis He Blows And Davis Wasn’t Happy About It

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by Tommy Gimler

At this point, maybe Chris Davis should try hitting right-handed.

Here Are The Top 5 MLB Players Weekend Jersey Names You’ll See This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

And congrats to Zack Greinke for having zero fun by going with “Greinke” and once again winning the award for the biggest bug up his ass.

Here’s The Exact Date The 2019 Milwaukee Brewers Season Took A Turn For The Worse

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by Tommy Gimler

Through 60 games, the 2019 Milwaukee Brewers looked very much like the 2018 squad that came within one game of making the franchise’s first trip to the World Series since 1982.

J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Weird. Thinking about baseball is supposed to get rid of your boner, right?

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