Category Archives: MLB

Finally, Craig Biggio Is Going To Be Enshrined In Cooperstown

Craig Biggio

by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though the members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWAA) have finally pulled their heads out of their assholes and elected one of the great second basemen the game has ever seen to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Jose Canseco and the Galactic Beings


by Adam Pockross

What’s not to love about Jose Canseco’s Twitter presence? While most former ballplayers either fade away into obscurity, upper management, or the MLB Network, the former Bash Brother has stayed relevant by owning one of the foremost social media platforms around.

Clayton Kershaw And Mike Trout Are Your MVPs, Can Plow My Sister

trout kershaw sister plow

by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were named the NL and AL Most Valuable Players today, cementing their #1 and #2 spots on the list of guys who can run a train on my sister.

Is Pete Rose Handicapped Now?


by Frank Rhombus

It looks like baseball’s career hits leader has dibs on some of the best parking spots in Sin City these days.

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

Rikk Wilde

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

In Defense of Clash of Clans


by Eddie Bagelstein

Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat.

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