Category Archives: MLB

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

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by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

Happy Friday! Here’s A Hooters Girl Misplaying A Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

To be fair, you don’t have to be good with the glove to get me a Miller Lite and some Lots-A-Tots.

‘Rickie Weeks Pushing For Spot On Roster’ Is Horrific News If You’re A Tampa Bay Rays Fan

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by Tommy Gimler

There are two things that are a certainty on this planet. One is that since they have a child together, one of my best friends has had sex with my sister at least once. The other? You guessed it: Rickie Weeks is a pig shit awful baseball player.

Here’s A Preview Of Every NL Central Team In Two Sentences Or Less

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by Tommy Gimler

I have a better shot at fingering Kate Upton in the Tigers clubhouse than the Brewers do at finishing with a winning record this year.

The DUD Previews The 2017 MLB Season And Our Money Is On Yoenis Cespedes Getting Arrested First

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by Tommy Gimler

Although, we could see Tim Tebow getting pinched for taking a clubhouse circumcision a little too far.

MLB Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Things Are Juicy, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

If you think baseball games are long, try sitting through six-hour cricket match in Howrah without taking piss, bro.

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