Category Archives: MLB

Sammy Sosa No Longer Looks Like He Has Full Blown AIDS

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by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though Sammy Sosa either finally found himself a proper shade of Maybelline, or he’s been raiding Magic Johnson’s garbage cans on a regular basis.

Josh Harrison Has Been On Fire Since We Called Him A Giant Turd

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by Tommy Gimler

On May 13, we wrote an article suggesting Pittsburgh Pirates third baseman Josh Harrison might be the second coming of former Brewers turd Bill Hall. Since then, he’s been hotter than Alice Eve plugging herself with Nicole Neal‘s fist.

Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

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by Andy Ostroff

Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it.

Bryce Harper Is Hotter Than Charlotte McKinney Eating Chocolate Ganache Out of Kate Upton’s Asshole

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by Tommy Gimler

Even the most casual of baseball fans knows that Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper is on fire this month. It’s just that nobody has said it as eloquently as us.

Is Josh Harrison The Next Bill Hall?

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by Tommy Gimler

You remember Bill Hall, right? He was that guy on the Brewers who sucked balls.

The Orioles And White Sox Are Playing In An Empty Stadium Today

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by Frank Rhombus

ESPN’s resident twat Tim Kurkjian said on SportsCenter today that things at Oriole Park at Camden Yards were “unbelievably quiet” this morning. Um, no shit. There’s nobody there, brah.

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