Category Archives: MLB

The Mets Are Hotter Than Charlotte McKinney Scissoring Kate Upton At Your Mom’s House


by Tommy Gimler

Bartolo Colon is 4-0 for the first time in his career, and he’s been pitching since Bill Clinton was harassing interns in the White House. That’s how good things are going for the New York Mets right now.

Reds Manager Bryan Price Says ‘Fuck’ 77 Times In Epic Rant About Cincinnati Media


by Tommy Gimler

Mainstream media blows. Whether it’s the turds at ESPN or the soulless fucks at Cincinnati’s local news outlets, a true journalistic approach to reporting is a rarity these days, as it’s now just a game of “who can report it first no matter the consequences.” And it fucking sounds like that’s what has fucking Reds manager Bryan Price’s fucking panties in a fucking bunch.

The Worst Team In Major League Baseball


by Tommy Gimler

Even the pig shit awful Philadelphia Phillies, who lost game to a Division II college squad this spring, have been more competitive than the Milwaukee Brewers in 2015, and that’s saying something.

Some Dude Shit Himself Before The Red Sox Home Opener

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by Tommy Gimler

From what we’ve heard, the Red Sox home opener is one of the best days of the year in Boston. Well, unless you’re the poor bastard who just shit his pants in his car and then ran into a bar outside Fenway Park, leaving a trail of what looks like a half-digested bag of Fritos and orange juice combo behind him.

Bartolo Colon Got An RBI Base Hit Today, And It Was The Funniest Thing Since My Grandpa Shit His Pants At Easter

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Watching a fat guy do anything in slow motion is a real treat.

Arte Moreno And The Los Angeles Angels Can Go Fuck Themselves

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by Frank Rhombus

Arte Moreno and the Angels haven’t said these exact words, but they’ve said more than enough to get their point across: Josh Hamilton is no longer welcome in Anaheim.

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