Category Archives: MLB

Here’s Jeff Bagwell Grabbing What Looks Like A Fantastic Tit At Last Night’s Astros Game

jeff bagwell grabbed his wife's tits at astros game

by Tommy Gimler

Astros fans are pretty happy these days now that their beloved team no longer sucks balls, but perhaps nobody is happier than former Astros stud Jeff Bagwell.

Who Goes To A Rainout In Southern California?

helicopter dries Angels Stadium field

by Andy Ostroff

On July 19, 2015, I was lucky enough to go to Anaheim, California to witness Tropical Storm Dolores cancel a professional baseball game in Southern California for the first time in forever.

7 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half

miguel cabrera injury

by Tommy Gimler

Predictions are like assholes: Everybody’s got one. And we’re no different here at the DUD.

Probably The Funniest Tweet Of All Time

pete rose standing ovation

by Tommy Gimler

Thanks to yesterday’s All-Star Game being played in Cincinnati, Reds great Pete Rose was all over our TVs like Kevin Spacey on an unsuspecting male production assistant.

Some Old Broad Is Suing Major League Baseball Because She Doesn’t Feel Safe In Her Shitty Seats

woman suing baseball for more netting

by Frank Rhombus

Then go knit a fucking scarf instead of going to the ballpark, you hag. Oh, but wait. You could stab yourself with those pointed needles, so you’re not going to want to do that either. I think you see where we’re going with this…

The DUD Dishes Out Their MLB Midseason Awards

robinson cano sucks

by Tommy Gimler

Handing out awards when half of the season has yet to be played makes about as much sense as pulling out of a pregnant broad, but in both cases this week, we did it anyway.

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