Category Archives: MLB

So You Probably Don’t Want To Fuck This Guy

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by Frank Rhombus

Being on the wrong end of a 6-1 curb stomping yesterday is probably the least of Carlos Martinez’s worries right now.

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

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by Tommy Gimler

The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit.

One Guy Was More Excited About Robinson Cano’s Grand Slam Than Everybody Else

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by Frank Rhombus

It looked like it was a real sausagefest at “The ‘Pen” inside Safeco Field last night, so if this guy would’ve wanted to celebrate with two actual dicks, it probably would’ve been doable.

Tigers Outfielder Tyler Collins Gave Detroit Fans The Finger After He ‘Lost A Ball In The Sky’

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re friends with Tyler Collins, you might want to show him how to use a jackhammer.

MLB Players And Their Game Of Thrones Counterparts

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by Tommy Gimler

This will probably be the only time in his life that Albert Pujols is known as the “Red Woman.”

This Is The Only Time In Your Life You Will Ever See A 9-3-2-6-2-5 Triple Play, So Cherish This Shit

white sox triple play

by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the Rangers-White Sox game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but something happened for the first time in the history of a game that predates the Civil War.

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