Category Archives: MLB

New Mets Manager Mickey Callaway Feels Very Strongly About Not Dry Humping His Guys

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by Tommy Gimler

Maybe going straight for the balloon knot on the first date instead of fucking around with that over the clothes bullshit is what Matt Harvey needs to get back on track.

Making $44 Million Playing Baseball Wasn’t Enough To Keep Esteban Loaiza From Slinging Cocaine

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by Frank Rhombus

In this world, there are fucking morons and then there’s Esteban Loaiza.

Daryl Strawberry Said He Used To Hump Chicks Between Innings

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by Tommy Gimler

Move over, Robin Yount. I think I have a new favorite baseball player of all time.

Ned Yost Falls Out Of Tree, Proves There Just Might Be A God

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by Frank Rhombus

Christmas came early for Brewers fans who are still butthurt over the way Ned Yost mismanaged the 2007 and 2008 Milwaukee Brewers.

How About NBC 10 Remembering Roy Halladay By Showing Clips Of Him Surrendering Home Runs?

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by Tommy Gimler

What’s next, the Dallas affiliate remembering Michael Irvin when he dies by showing his mugshot?

Um, What If You Would Have Lost?

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by Tommy Gimler

And hell, what if she would have said no?

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