Category Archives: MLB

When Someone Offers You $125 Million To Not Touch Booze Or Drugs For 5 Years And You Can’t Do It, Then You Officially Have A Problem


by Tommy Gimler

Shit, for $125 million I’d give up plowing my wife for five years.

2015 National League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, You Hookers


by Tommy Gimler

It’s 12 degrees in Milwaukee today, so odds are that any news about the boys of summer will be a welcome sight for those poor fuckers.

American League Win Total Over/Unders Are Out, Bro

new white sox

by Rakesh the Intern

Let me tell you something, bro. These American League win total over/unders this year are easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was like biggest slut in Howrah, bro.

Pablo Sandoval Is Still Super Goddamn Fat


by Tommy Gimler

Yup, that guy is an athlete.

Chipper Jones Doesn’t Think Sandy Hook Happened

Chipper Jones Sandy Hook Tweet

by Tommy Gimler

As a retired baseball player, you have two responsibilities: show up for card signings on time and don’t say anything stupid. Well, I suppose if you can find the time to sleep with your own wife for a change, that would be somewhere on the list as well. Any crap, Chipper Jones fucked that up over the weekend.

Finally, Craig Biggio Is Going To Be Enshrined In Cooperstown

Craig Biggio

by Tommy Gimler

It looks as though the members of the Baseball Writers’ Association of America (BBWAA) have finally pulled their heads out of their assholes and elected one of the great second basemen the game has ever seen to the Baseball Hall of Fame.

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