Category Archives: Eye Candy

Heather Lynn Is Hella Hot

Heather Lynn

by Tommy Gimler

We’ve been so caught up in providing readers with crap-your-pants awesome sports stories that we forgot what really matters most: beautiful women. Thankfully, our readers threatened to go elsewhere if we didn’t provide them with some eye candy this month, and we listened. Gentlemen and lesbians, meet Heather Lynn.

Michelle Ulibarri M-M-M-Makes Us Happy

Michelle Ulibarri

by Tommy Gimler

If all women in Utah look like Michelle Ulibarri, we finally get why Mormon men have thirty wives.

Last Chance to Win $100 From The DUD!

jael

by Tommy Gimler

All you have to do is look at women, and vote for your favorite DUD eye candy so far! Think you can do that without your better half finding out?

Win $100 Just For Looking At Women…

by Tommy Gimler

…and then voting for your favorite DUD eye candy so far!

I’m In Love With Lisa Morales

Lisa Morales

by Tommy Gimler

Esta chica si es muy caliente!

Jael Miller is Sassy

Jael

by Tommy Gimler

When Maxim asked Jael Miller what her relationship status was, she replied with “Hooked Up.” She’s also “kinda obsessed with boots.” Sassy.

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