Category Archives: Eye Candy

This Topless Instagram Model Can Interrupt My Shitty Golf Game Anytime

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by Tommy Gimler

Why settle for no excuse for your pig shit awful putting when you can easily blame it on Katy Jo Raelyn’s fantastic yams in your face?

Here Are Two Big Reasons To Root For The Dallas Stars Tuesday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

They’re called boobs, Ed.

Dear God: Next Time Around I’d Like To Be Christian Yelich. Thanks.

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s apparently good to be the reigning NL MVP. Very good.

Here’s Lindsey Vonn Doing Pull-Ups Wearing Nothing But Body Paint

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by Frank Rhombus

Um, you’re welcome.

It’s Official: Michelle Ulibarri Is The Sexiest Woman At The DUD

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by Tommy Gimler

We asked you to vote for the sexiest piece of eye candy at the DUD, and you have spoken quite loudly. It appears that Michelle Ulibarri m-m-m-m-makes us all very happy.

Heather Lynn Is Hella Hot

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by Tommy Gimler

We’ve been so caught up in providing readers with crap-your-pants awesome sports stories that we forgot what really matters most: beautiful women. Thankfully, our readers threatened to go elsewhere if we didn’t provide them with some eye candy this month, and we listened. Gentlemen and lesbians, meet Heather Lynn.

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