Category Archives: Eye Candy

It’s Official: Michelle Ulibarri Is The Sexiest Woman At The DUD

michelle ulibarri

by Tommy Gimler

We asked you to vote for the sexiest piece of eye candy at the DUD, and you have spoken quite loudly. It appears that Michelle Ulibarri m-m-m-m-makes us all very happy.

Win $50 Just By Voting For Hot Chicks


by Tommy Gimler

My wife let me plow her last night, so I’m in a giving mood.

Heather Lynn Is Hella Hot

Heather Lynn

by Tommy Gimler

We’ve been so caught up in providing readers with crap-your-pants awesome sports stories that we forgot what really matters most: beautiful women. Thankfully, our readers threatened to go elsewhere if we didn’t provide them with some eye candy this month, and we listened. Gentlemen and lesbians, meet Heather Lynn.

Michelle Ulibarri M-M-M-Makes Us Happy

Michelle Ulibarri

by Tommy Gimler

If all women in Utah look like Michelle Ulibarri, we finally get why Mormon men have thirty wives.

Anna Paulina Mayerhofer Has A Lot Of Letters In Her Name And A Lot Of Reasons To Fall In Love With Her

Anna Paulina Mayerhofer

by Tommy Gimler

Anna Paulina Mayerhofer is not only more attractive than any girl who has ever said one word to you, but she’s ambitious and, get this, she’s in the Air Force.

Paola Shea is Perfect

Paola Shea

by Tommy Gimler

Paola Shea is pretty unbelievable. She has been featured in Maxim magazine,, MTV’s Band of Ballers, Super Street Magazine (cover), MMA Sports Magazine (featured model),, Commercial Complex Magazine, and other ads, videos and campaigns.

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