Seriously, Romo is a lock to have better control of his gastrointestinal tract and bowel movements than Simms, and Nance will no doubt have a genuine appreciation for it all season long.
For some nerds, their 2017 fake football team is probably best summed up with “Randall Cobb is my #1 receiver.” For other dorks, it’s probably best summed up with “I have all four Patriots receivers.”