Somebody Had The Farts At The PGA Championship Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Double turds!

Louis Oosthuizen and Phil Mickelson are tied atop the leaderboard at the 2021 PGA Championship after two rounds of play despite the fact that their average age is 44. Perhaps even more impressive? You guessed it – the fact that somebody sitting near an ESPN mic was able to leave The Ocean Course at Kiawah Island without shitting his pants.

I mean, was there a 3-for-1 special on breakfast burritos at the turn? Listen to this fucking guy continually dropping ass while Cam Davis tried to finish up his round.


Who knows? Maybe it wasn’t a fan providing us with those ass acoustics. Perhaps it was a member of the production crew. And if it was, maybe we finally know who farted on Bob Costas’s pillow in Sochi… 

Wait, there’s more: MLB Highlight Of The Week

You have got to see this shit:

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