Sometimes You’re On The Rams, Say That Jared Goff Sucks And Then Get Traded To Goff’s Lions

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by Tommy Gimler

Oops, Suzie.

You might best recognize the name Michael Brockers from the line, “Who the fuck is Michael Brockers?” Well, now you’ll remember him as the guy who basically said former Rams quarterback was dog shit and thought the addition of Matthew Stafford from Detroit was one that made his team a Super Bowl contender.

What’s the big deal there? Welp, now Brockers is on Jared Goff’s Lions. Oh shit…

And that, kids, is why you just keep your damn yapper shut in this business. Unless of course somebody asks you if you’re a god, in which that case, Ray, you say, “YES!”

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