Is Cam Newton A Time Traveler Who Once Shook His Sh*t With James Brown?

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, now all of those flashy outfits are starting to make sense.

Most of us know Cam Newton as the former MVP quarterback who now sucks balls when it comes to throwing the pigskin more than six yards. Seriously, he can’t fucking do it, yet the Patriots resigned him. Why? Did he catch Bill Bellichick cheating on his wife because he cheats on/at everything? Did he witness Bobby Kraft getting a virtual rub and tug from his favorite Dunkin’ Donuts barista?

Or is it because he’s really a time traveler who seemingly gets to call his own shots in 2021? Welp, there are some on social media who think that is actually the case. Take a look at the dude behind James Brown and see if you can see where they’re coming from:

Yeah, if that’s NOT Cam Newton then I’ve got a ten-inch hog. Seriously, that’s pretty unreal. Still, it can’t hold shit in the time-traveling department when going toe-to-toe with the one and only Nicolas Cage:

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You have got to see this shit:

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