by Tommy Gimler

Did best sports commentator ever Bill Walton sneak some Maui Wowie past airport security when he flew into Sin City for this week’s Pac-12 Men’s Basketball Tournament?

Perhaps, but then again, you can get some legal quality shit in Las Vegas these days, so who knows. The point is that Walton was fucking on one last night as he and Dave Pasch called the action on the four-letter for a game between Colorado and Cal that otherwise had no reason to be talked about ever again. Take it away, Billy:

We’re getting prime Bill Walton tonight pic.twitter.com/ByyTLGJ1XS

— Barstool Colorado (@CUBarstool) March 12, 2021

Bill Walton pic.twitter.com/4T9F73Os64

— The Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) March 12, 2021

Bill Walton should be the spokesman for acid pic.twitter.com/WpI5fg6Bo7

— Kyle (@KyleWooderboys) March 12, 2021

Bill Walton hijacks the Dave Pasch promo read and breaks down the Pac-12 Tournament bracket. pic.twitter.com/Zc0o3y4I7A

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) March 12, 2021

Colorado outlasted Cal 61-58 to move into the semifinals, but after watching those clips, we’ll quote the late great Pope Leo XIII by saying, “Who gives a shit?”  

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You have got to see this shit:

I have no problem with physical play but this is totally CLASSLESS from Florida against John Fulkerson. Get that kid out of the game pic.twitter.com/IpazoC0FZT — Aaron Torres (@Aaron_Torres) March 12, 2021