Lucky Bettor Hits 10-Leg Parlay While Betting On Russian Table Tennis

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by Tommy Gimler

Shit! I knew Frolov was going to pull that one out.

Talk about a missed opportunity.

Odds are if you’re as big of a degenerate as we are here at The DUD, you’ve found ways to throw part of your stimulus check into some part of the never-ending betting wheel. Maybe it’s on the ponies running in Hong Kong. Maybe it’s on some kind of friendly soccer match between 14-year-old kids in Belarus. Or maybe, just maybe, you’re taking a hundred clams and throwing it down on a 10-leg parlay in the increasingly popular sport of…wait for it…Russian table tennis.

That’s exactly what this guy did, and now, well, forget that bottle of Glenfiddich. It’s time for some Pappy Van Winkle, bitch:

Wow. Every now and then a sports book takes a decent kick to the dick, and if this doesn’t qualify as one of those pecker punts, I don’t know what does…

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You have got to see this shit:

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