Here’s What Dallas Braden Is Doing With His Free Time During The Coronavirus Pandemic

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ve have nipples, Dallas. Can you milk me?

Obviously, sports stories are pretty hard to come by these days. So, here’s former Oakland Athletics pitcher Dallas Braden having some fun pulling the ol’ switcheroo with a lovely young lady and winding up with a breast pump attached to his nipples.

Wash your hands so we can get back to shit better than this, please…

Wait, there’s more: Unless Coronavirus Takes Out Kershaw, Betts, Jansen, Buehler, Bellinger And Turner, The Dodgers Will Win The NL West

You have got to see this shit:

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