This Umpire’s Strike Three Call Is Exactly What MLB Needs Right Now

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by Frank Rhombus

One way for MLB to make fans forget that Houston Astros owner Jim Crane and his players are lying and cheating sacks of fuck?

You guessed it – have a couple of Instagram models run onto the diamond on Opening Day and scissor each other at home plate. Like for 45 minutes.

Or get this guy and his amazing strike three call behind home plate in as many games as possible.

Imagine seeing that call 23 times a game when Gerrit Cole takes the mound against anybody else. That would be worth the price of admission, even if you’re going to a Detroit Tigers game…

Wait, there’s more: Your Weekly ‘Stephen A. Smith Is A Damn Fool’ Report

You have got to see this shit:

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