This 86-Year-Old Woman Made A 94-Foot Putt To Win A Car At An Ole Miss Basketball Game

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll get my intern on it, but off the top of my head, I’m pretty confident that this is the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of Ole Miss basketball.

Meet Mary Ann. At the tender age of 86, she’s apparently the Steve Stricker of AARP members. We say that because she was tasked with hitting a 94-foot putt during Saturday’s game against Alabama, and let’s just say that if she wouldn’t have hit it, we probably would have done another story on Greg Robinson trying to sneak enough weed to get the entire US of A stoned past Border Patrol or some shit.

How awesome is that? At an age where most of her peers are shopping for new hips, Mary Ann is going to be shopping for a no-cost new ride from the crew at Cannon Motors, who likely can’t fucking believe this is happening…

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You have got to see this shit:

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