These Two Pictures Help Illustrate Why Joe Burrow Is Our Favorite College Football Player

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by Tommy Gimler

Big. Dick. Joe.

Joe Burrow and the LSU Tigers offense dropped 42 large on the Clemson Tigers last night en route to a 17-point win and the school’s first national championship since 2007. More importantly, his 2019 season made him The DUD’s Player of the Year, an honor that would likely net him 12 bucks, a Monster energy drink and a box of Magnums should he reach out to us and actually want to accept it.

On top of his 5,671 passing yards, 60 passing touchdowns and five rushing touchdowns, Burrow left us with these two gems after last night’s game that sealed the deal for us, both in naming him our favorite player and suggesting that he needs Magnums when it’s fuck time.

I mean, that is how you celebrate winning the national championship. That and walking into a bar full of smoking hotties and introducing yourself as Big Dick Joe. That’ll work, too…

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You have got to see this shit:

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