Just Another Reminder To Leave The Bills Mafia Table Smashes To The Professionals

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by Tommy Gimler

Mom, how did daddy get his stutter?

The Buffalo Bills clinched their first 10-win season since Bill Clinton was cramming cigars up Monica Lewinsky’s hump hole in the White House by traveling to Pittsburgh Sunday night and making “Duck” Hodges look like a real bag of shit. It wasn’t all roses and reach-arounds for the Steelers fans in the parking lot either, as one Pittsburgh homer barely made it through his Bills Mafia initiation with his neck still intact:

Of course, if you’re keeping score at home, that effort was worthy of a gold medal when you compare it to this one:

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You have got to see this shit:

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