ESPN’s Booger McFarland Thinks The ‘Minneapolis Miracle’ Went AGAINST The Vikings

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by Tommy Gimler

And this fucker gets paid how much to talk football?

Look, I get it. Booger McFarland actually played the game of football. His first name is Booger, which is somehow cool in 2019 instead of something that gets you taken behind the woodshed where you proceed to get the everliving shit kicked out of you.

Still, if you’re the so-called “expert” hired by Disney to shoot the shit during Monday Night Football, you have to be much, much, much, much better than this:

Of course, the “Minneapolis Miracle” was actually a positive play in Vikings history, as Case Keenum hit Stefon Diggs for one of the most improbable touchdowns in NFL history.

But how about poor, poor Joe Tessitore? All this poor guy could do was shut the fuck up for a few seconds and just wait to announce the extra point try, something he’s unfortunately had to do quite a bit the last two years with McFarland and Jason Witten standing next to him taking turns being massive fucktards.

Will ESPN eventually move on from McFarland at the end of the 2019 season? Probably not. Why? Well, because they’re ESPN, where if you suck balls, you’ll actually get a raise instead of getting canned. I mean, just ask Stephen A. Smith…

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