These College Football And NFL Week 10 Bets Are Perfect Way To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro


by Rakesh the Intern

Still looking at 20-10 over last five weeks, bro!

We push at 3-3 last week, but hey, at least you still have house and wife, bro. Here is how I am thinking we crush bookie’s balls this week, my friend:


Georgia Tech at Virginia UNDER 46 Points

Check it out, bro. There is no better way to describe this Georgia Tech team than absolute shit from pig. This Virginia defense has made opposing offense their bitch all year, and our model shows that they will likely hold Tech to negative points today. Negative, bro. Plus, betting public is all over the over in this one like Cousin Gokul on anything with pulse, bro. Don’t be dipshit and ride along with betting public that is dumber than box of shit. Under hits in this one big time, bro…

South Alabama at Texas State OVER 41 Points

Let me tell you something, bro. This South Alabama team has seen under hit in something like six straight games. Well, sooner or later, the opposite is going to happen. It remind me of Cousin Anagi in college, bro. She would let something like 13 freshmen inside her at one time and they would just jackhammer away on her. Sick shit, bro. And she would keep doing this as though nothing bad was going to happen. Well, a little later that semester, her poon broke. Take the over in this one, bro…

Wake Forest at Virginia Tech OVER 61 Points

Listen, bro. This one is almost as simple as Cousin Harish, and he was born with just three-quarter brain. This Wake Forest offense is more explosive than college freshman in hooker house, yet 87 percent of money coming in on this one has been placed on under. Why? Because betting public is just like Cousin Anghor, and he is retard, my friend. Load and lock up on the over here, bro…


Arizona at Tampa Bay (-5)

I’m telling you, bro. This Tampa Bay team has been taking massive shaft up the anus from refs last two weeks to not only not cover but also not win games. Betting public is responding by thinking ref-fucking will continue this week, but Rakesh think this one end up being bigger blowout than morning after Taco Bell. Look for Tampa coach Bruce Arians to take former team behind shed and tear them new one, bro…

LA Rams at Pittsburgh (+4.5)

Listen, bro. Is there reason why this Rams team that is far superior in every facet of game is not favored by at least 10 point in this one, bro? Yes, there is one, my friend. Fix will be in. Something is going to happen in this one where Pittsburgh defense has two touchdown or some crap and Steelers cover. Of course, betting public thinks this will be curb stomping, so they are all over Rams like Grandpa Sahir on college-aged poon. Likes the young ones, bro. Anyway, take the Steelers in this one, bro…

Minnesota at Dallas OVER 48 Points

Check it out, bro. If there was one thing that last Cowboys game show Rakesh, it was that this Cowboys defense is overrated as fuck. Imagine if there was not shit from pig quarterback playing in New York, and you could easily imagine Giants winning that game. Minnesota defense has also given up fair share of point this year, making this one easier than my ex-girlie Aklansh and she was biggest slut in Howrah. Everyone hit that poon, bro. Take the over and call over hooker to celebrate when it hits in third quarter, bro…

2019 so far, bro: 32-25

Last week: 3-3

NCAA: 18-12

NFL: 14-13

Wait, there’s more, bro: Mitch Trubisky Has Been So Bad That One Sportsbook Is Refunding Your Money If You Bet On Him To Be MVP

You have got to see this shit, bro:

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