Bill Walton Was Once Again The Most Stoned Man On The Planet Last Night

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by Tommy Gimler

Maui Wowie!

Odds are you missed the late slate of the great college basketball tournament known as the Maui Invitational last night because it’s not March yet, but that means you missed national treasure Bill Walton higher than a motherfucker on the four-letter.

What exactly does that mean? Well, Walton smoked so much of the devil’s lettuce before he went on air that dialogue more confusing than what spews out of my grandfather’s piehole when you ask him about Korea unfolded. That and the mention of going over to Don Nelson’s house to presumably partake in a few more bong hits, of course.

Here are just some of his finest moments from last night. Enjoy, braaaaaaaah…

Wait, there’s more: I Don’t Think Referee Clete Blakeman Is Going To Be At Jon Gruden’s Thanksgiving Table

You have got to see this shit:

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