This Loser At The Dolphins Game Spent Sunday Afternoon Cursing At A Porn Star

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by Tommy Gimler

Meanwhile, millions of men across the world spent their Sundays hurling things out of their peeholes at her.

We talked about it before the weekend, and we were apparently correct in our assessment. You’d have to be one Grade A asshole to actually attend the Redskins-Dolphins game in Miami on Sunday. Well, either that or a porn star.

Both of them were captured in a video uploaded to Instagram, and let’s just say if you were having doubts about who you were as a human being, hey, it could be much, much, much, much, much worse. You could be this clown:

Nice fucking jorts, brah.

I believe it was Mark 6:13 that said – and I may be paraphrasing a bit – “Thou shalt not stand at a game between winless teams wearing another adult male’s jersey and jorts and call a woman a whore no matter how many times she’s been ridden for cash.”

So there it is. Even the Bible says this guy was in the wrong…

Wait, there’s more: Just Lamar Odom Scratching His Junk On National Television

You have got to see this shit:

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