This Bills Mafia Member Was Somehow Able To Walk After Getting Thrown Through A Table

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by Tommy Gimler

“Oh, he’s about to get fucked up!”

If you own stock in whoever makes those Costco folding tables in the Greater Buffalo Area, well, congrats on being a millionaire. I mean, at this point, the Bills Mafia has shattered enough of those things to build a toxic bonfire that would be big enough to be seen from space.

Here’s another innocent table that didn’t stand a chance Sunday afternoon:

Kudos to that guy for not only being able to walk away from that one but also still having a pulse.

Sure, he might have peed a little bit in both the front and back of his drawers and he might not be able to look over his left shoulder to see if there’s a car coming up alongside his Toyota Corolla on the interstate for the next week or so, but if that’s the extent of his injuries, consider that man the luckiest fucker on the planet…

Wait, there’s more: Guess How This Dude In The Bills Mafia Started Himself On Fire

You have got to see this shit:

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