Let’s Continue To Curb Stomp Bookie With These College Football And NFL Picks, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

One more 6-0 week and Rakesh should be able to buy every hooker in Howrah, bro.

It was much needed break from being average last week, bro, as undefeated week meant that you should now be able to buy house back. Let’s stay hotter than two girlies rubbing poons together with these picks this week, bro:

NCAA

Oklahoma State at Texas Tech OVER 62.5 Points

Check it out, bro. The under has hit in three straight Oklahoma State games. Sooner or later, the opposite is going to happen. It remind me of Cousin Anagi in college. She would let something like 13 freshmen hopped up on Red Bull inside her at one time and just let them jackhammer away until they all finish twice. Twice, bro. Sick shit, my friend. Anyway, she would keep doing this like nothing bad would happen. Well, a little while later, her poon broke. Load and lock up on the over today, bro…

Maryland at Rutgers UNDER 55.5 Points

I’m telling you, bro. There is massive problem with this Rutgers football team. That problem? You guessed it, bro: They suck shit. Pure fucking goat shit, bro. Still, 80 percent of public think that they will score enough point along with Maryland for over to hit in this one. Well, don’t be dipshit, bro. Rutgers has put up zero point in two games already this year. Load and lock up on the under, bro…

Pittsburgh at Duke (-4)

Listen, bro. This Pittsburgh team is being hammered by betting public harder than girl who hates her father on set of smut film, my friend. If there was one thing I remember Uncle Omkar saying before he was sent to Howrah prison for fixing local cricket match, it was to stay away from siding with stupid public when it comes to pretty much everything but especially betting on sports, bro. This Duke team is also very underrated, much like hooking up with girlie with massive bush. Once you get past the smell, it’s all fun and games, bro. Load and lock up on this Duke team, bro…

NFL

Arizona at Cincinnati (-3)

Check it out, bro. Neither of these shit from pig teams has victory, so the only way to watch this game on purpose is to put Rupee on it. It’s much like hanging out with group of five fat girlies in Toledo. Only reason to do it on purpose is if you’re hoping to get penis sucked. Got to have skin in game to make it worth while is something I think you say in this country, bro. Anyway, take the Bengals here for no good reason, bro…

Chicago vs. Oakland in London OVER 39.5 Points

Let me tell you something, bro. If you’re looking to make product sell in this England country, you must give them something where more points are scored than in their game of football, bro. 3-2 won’t wreck the ladies’ panties over there, bro. Many silly American bettors are hammering under, but don’t be dipshit. Remember what Oakland did in Week 1 to former Bears defensive coordinator in Denver? They threw ball 40 times within half-second of hiking pigskin. Over might hit by halftime in this one, bro…

Indianapolis at Kansas City OVER 55.5 Points

Listen, bro. This one is almost as simple as Cousin Harish, and he was born with just three-quarter brain. Colts best receiver is active in this one, and they will need to throw early and often to beat these Chiefs. No touchdowns for this Patty Mahomes last week? No problem. He’ll have minimum of five in massive game. Load and lock up on the over in this one, and enjoy fresh hooker with winnings, bro…

2019 so far: 16-11

Last week: 6-0

NCAA: 10-5

NFL: 6-6

Wait, there is more, bro: Here’s Why Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew Shouldn’t Throw Another Pass In The NFL

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