Here’s Why Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew Shouldn’t Throw Another Pass In The NFL

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by Tommy Gimler

Hopefully she’s a numbers guy, brah.

Four weeks ago, you probably best recognized the name Gardner Minshew from the line, “Who in the hell is Gardner Minshew?” I mean, fuck. It sounds more like an Urban Dictionary entry than anything else.

Used in a sentence: She passed out when we got home, so I gave her a Gardner Minshew and got the fuck out of there.

Any crap, despite the fact that he plays in Jacksonville, Minshew has become somewhat of a cult hero in less than a month, throwing for seven touchdowns and 905 yards in less than four full games. And if Dede Westbrook could catch the fucking pigskin, his numbers would be even better.

Well, most of his numbers, that is:

Damn, girlfriend. Between that info and the mustache he’s currently sporting, the line of women waiting outside his studio apartment must be bending around the block. But wrap it up, brah. After all, you live in Jacksonville…

Wait, there’s more: This Dude Just Put $3.5 Million On The Astros To Win The World Series

You have got to see this shit:

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