Porn Site Offers Jaguars Quarterback Up To $1 Million If He Does Fitness Classes For Them In A Jock Strap Or Naked

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by Tommy Gimler

From backup quarterback to the #1 penis puppet model in the NFL? Dreams can come true.

A lot has changed for Gardner Minshew in the last few weeks. I mean, there was the notion that he was always going to be playing second fiddle in the Jaguars locker room with Big Dick Nick slapping teammates in their asses with his towel, but that all changed the instant Big Dick’s clavicle broke during Week One’s loss to the visiting Kansas City Chiefs.

And while it might not be Nike, State Farm or Cheerios, there’s now a potentially lucrative sponsor waiting in the wings. That sponsor? You guessed it – adult site CamSoda, who not only wants Minshew to run some fitness classes online while he’s either in a jock strap or naked but also be their go-to model for their new line of “penis puppets.”

No, seriously:

Only time will tell if Minshew is just like us here at The DUD and lives his life by the motto “Hey, a million bucks is a million bucks.” Then again, I’m sure he could make even more than that in the parking lot outside Jacksonville’s stadium dishing out 13-minute mustache rides after every home game…

Wait, there’s more: Did This College Football Coach Snort Some Booger Sugar Midgame?

You have got to see this shit:


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