Dude At Browns-Jets Game Would Rather Study Female Body Part On His Phone Than Watch Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Oh, so that‘s where that is. Got it.

New York’s Luke Falk completed 20 of 25 passes in relief of Trevor Siemian during Monday night’s 23-3 ass pounding administered by Cleveland, but this Jets fan wouldn’t be able to tell you that.

Why? Well, you guessed it – he was looking at a diagram of a vagina on his phone instead of watching the action on the field:

Hey, if there’s no action on the field worth taking in, you might as well prepare yourself for some possible action off of it. Then again, maybe the fact that he was getting a diagram of a cooch via text message means that he won’t be getting any until he learns where everything is.

And then again, maybe he was really just looking at a picture of Jay Cutler…

Wait, there’s more: At Least The Miami Dolphins FANS Are Still Bringing Their A Game

You have got to see this shit:

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