At Least The Miami Dolphins FANS Are Still Bringing Their A Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Why even go into the stadium?

I mean, let’s say you bought a ticket to a Dolphins home game on purpose, and you had the choice between watching running back Kalen Ballage duck out of the way of a Ryan Fitzpatrick pass that was…wait for it…intended for him during a 43-0 ass pounding or staying in the parking lot to watch three female Fins fans “exercising” in the bed of a pickup truck, which one would you choose?

Actually, we don’t care which one you’d choose. Sign us up for the parking lot pole show.


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Based on the Scarlett’s flag flying in the back of the truck, our guess is that these lovely ladies came from Scarlett’s Cabaret in Hallandale Beach. After looking them up on Yelp, it seems as though the majority of tit seekers are rather pleased with the establishment. But don’t loop Michael M. from Virginia Beach in with the majority this time around, as he was beyond disappointed with his trip there Friday evening. Michael gave them just one star, adding, “I saw some troubling bumps!!! The second pole was never fully occupied! I need more tits in my face tbh!!”

It was Michael M.’s fourth review on Yelp, with the other three praising the fine folks at MOKSHA Indian Brasserie, Checkered Flag Toyota and of course, Catch 31 Fishhouse and Bar…

Wait, there’s more: A Porn Site Says They Have Bid On The Naming Rights To The Miami Heat’s Arena

You have got to see this shit:

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